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dumbass ca zillenial studying to become more evil
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"board of director" is not the singular version of "board of directors" my man

Killers of the Flower Moon is a vessel for white guilt.

lingua ignota tricking me into listening to actual 19th century hymns by convincing me they're invisibly subversive

other midterms just dropped. can't believe i let that motherfucker made me believe i lost the sauce

metal influences on new dorian electra go so hard. tool bass in hyperpop is crazy

>hired by top firm in field >fail introductory class in field this would be really cool if it happened to me?

it's crazy that john locke keeps coming up in different classes just so i can do this to him

earthquakes don't real. the government sends you alerts to keep you paranoid so you don't see that they're stealing from you (planting trees on sidewalks)

i just bought more land in the pepsiverse

please excuse me. i confused rohnert park with vallejo

the worst restaurant on the planet is the olive garden in rohnert park, ca

i have found an item of yours

as a professor you can't be "happy" that the grades fall on a natural curve if there's a fucking licensing exam. you might be satisfied by a mean score lower than your resting heart rate but the bar examiners won't be

DID YOU KNOW? It is legal to embezzle from your employer if you're good at it.

spotify thinks so little of me. what have i done to deserve this

drum roll please 1. saw 7/10 2. saw x 7/10 3. saw vi 6/10 4. saw ii 5/10 5. jigsaw (viii) 4/10 6. saw iii 3/10 7. saw v 3/10 8. saw vii 2/10 9. saw iv 2/10 10. spiral (ix) 1/10

1. saw 7/10 2. saw vi 6/10 3. saw ii 5/10 4. jigsaw (viii) 4/10 5. saw iii 3/10 6. saw v 3/10 7. saw vii 2/10 8. saw iv 2/10 9. spiral (ix) 1/10

i have lost the sauce. the sauce is lost

if you're going to do uncurved raw scores can you at least release the average so i don't kill myself

always disappointing to come to a new space and realize you once again cannot relate to its disabled community. there's no online community for disabled people that isn't overrun by either hypochondriacs or just pure sedentaries looking for validation (lots of overlap)

patriotic only for the ADA

gave in and paid for netflix. i just couldn't make it without my fellow hondoheads

repping the set today (wearing law firm merch!!) [THIS USER WAS JUMPED IN AN ALLEY]

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

1. saw 7/10 2. saw vi 6/10 3. saw ii 5/10 4. saw iii 3/10 5. saw v 3/10 6. saw vii 2/10 7. saw iv 2/10 4 is so fucking bad I didn't realize the two white cops were different people until literally the last 5 minutes

finally early enough to a social media site to make my handle my favorite english word. i have been waiting years for this moment

newsom is being a huge bitch

happy indigenous people's day to me, still had class but the bus schedule was limited so i had to spend $20 on uber

we will be watching all of the saw movies this month. the ranking so far is 1. saw 7/10 2. saw ii 5/10 3. saw iii 3/10 4. saw iv 2/10 lol

me eating breakfast: "delicious!" me eating lunch: "tastes great!" me eating dinner: "yum!"

i'm a type of guy

it's pronounced blooski

how do i use this site in a way that is interesting