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I'm guessing everyone's doing Hills of Tanchico parodies this year right? #TheWheelofTime #WotSkies

An age ago in a land far away... The Wheel Of Time Episode One: Eye of the World The Dragon is Reborn! Moraine Sedai rushes to find and guide them to safety before the forces of the Dark Lord can capture them. She races deep in to The Two Rivers as evil approaches... #thewheeloftime #WotSkies

They say that the Dragon is one with the land. So be careful where you plant your parsnips! #TheWheelofTime #WotSkies #VisitAndor

*Travel Update* -Whitebridge closed due to angry goose -Wolves spotted near Emonds Field. Do not travel alone. -Baerlon main street closed due to explosion -Expect delays around Caemlyn because of Adar market -Good Service at Taren Ferry and Aringill docks #VisitAndor #WoTskies #TheWheelofTime

It's Friday! Why not join us this evening for the first our new debate series (sponsored by Lord Gaebril) This week's topic is: The Forsaken: Age of Legends realists or Bedtime story make believe? Starts 8pm King's Blessing Inn common room #wotskies #WheelofTime #VisitAndor

5 of the best take aways in Andor: - Caemlyn Crumble shack - Lower Caemlyn - Tanchico Tacos - Carysford - Four Kings Burgers - Four Kings - The Plaice to be - Aringill - Saidar Snacks - Tar Valon Road Have we overlooked someone? What's your favourite takeaway? #VisitAndor #WotSkies #WheelofTime

Do you live in the Borderlands? Then good news! 15% discount off all Andoran package holidays for those visiting from the Borderlands! Get your discount today! Do you live in Cairhien, Illian or Tear? A 15% luxury bonus charge now applies to your visit! #VisitAndor #WheelofTime #WotSkies

Old Thom Merrilin is a grumpy fellow, Patchwork his jacket is and his pipe is mellow, Blades in his hidden sleeves, voice as calm as water Old Thom Merrilin and Morgase's Daughter #WheelofTime #WotSkies #VisitAndor

The Wheel of Andor #TheWheelofTime

As a public service provider we have to be mindful of public opinion and popular political sentiments. But as we operate in an absolute monarchy we know that only one person's opinion actually matters so we'll carry on ignoring the rest. Light guide the Queen! #VisitAndor #Wheeloftime #WotSkies

Hurray for alum and tobac folk, and Queens Guards likewise! Hurray for Andor Maidens, bless their pretty eyes! Hurray for Ishara's Daughters, and may they never fail! Hurray, hurray for Andor! Hurray, folks, one and all! #VisitAndor #WheelofTime #WotSkies

*Sports update* This summer Andor and Cairhien will compete against each other in a series of different sports (Football,Archery,Tug of War, Wrestling,Swordsmanship and more!) All Andoran welcome at try-outs! What would you call this tournament? #VisitAndor #WheelofTime #WoTSkies

*Sings* As long as I gaze on Rhuidean Sunrise... Blast those catchy Aiel songs!

A new food stall opened opposite the Caemlyn Visitors Centre today and it seems to be confusing visiting Aiel. Car'a'Cress sells mainly egg and water cress sandwiches and Cucumber based snacks. Our Three Fold guests seem perplexed by the whole concept. #VisitAndor #WoTSkies #TheWheelofTime

It's Friday! and I'm off on holiday next week so if you get lost in Andor then better hope you've got enough food until I'm back! #WotSkies #VisitAndor #TheWheelofTime youtu.be/m6xpMNoT338 (Alt Text: Lan nodding over and over and over)

Nice little write up on Andor (and some other less consequential places). Well done to the writer for correctly recognising the Two Rivers as Andoran.

*Advert* Manethernet is proud to be endorsed by the one and only Lan Mandragoran. Get our 7 Tower tariff plan now! #WheelofTime #VisitAndor #WotSkies

*Health Warning* Over the last few weeks a lot of people have been reporting severe flakey (sometimes sandy) rashes. Please see your local Wisdom, Yellow Ajah or Wise One for treatment. #WheelofTime #WotSkies #VisitAndor

We all have the occasional nightmare and something can be scary but if you have to face your fears try imagining them wearing a pork pie hat. Trollocs, darkfriends, Forsaken... the simple addition of a hat can really knock the edge off. #WheelofTime #WotSkies #VisitAndor