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I now understand Victorian era men when they saw a woman’s ankles. 🙂‍↕️🫦 Luigi

“You can’t get pregnant from a picture.” The Picture: Luigi

Murder? What Murrrdaaarrr?

Get you a man that looks at you the way Luigi looks at his lawyer.

Graffiti getting a little too real.

The rotting orange wants to take over USPS now and fire the whole board? RIP small businesses.

Every day I wake up, before I even get out of bed..

GovWayBack. govwayback.com

"lol, of course you're from Cali" The guy leaving the comment:

educating my coworkers on cuban cuisine….oh i know my cuban ancestors are living for me right now

Happy Black History Month!

Omg you guys what should I wear??

She was born to be an author.

When you don't pay the Delta "Land the plane right side up" fee...

With all the recent plane crashes...

*plane crashes* *Southwest Immediately emails* FLIGHTS FOR UNDER $58!!!

A team from SpaceX is being brought in to overhaul FAA’s air traffic control system

Him: what’s your name? [me trying to flirt]: i don’t know

Should bars do this?

Question of the day…

*Taxes finally hitting* Me at Chuck E. Cheese: “how much for a lap dance from the rat?”

The gaggery heard around the world #RHOBH

Pokémon reference?

New name idea.

Thanks for the clarification??

HOW tf rent for 28 days the same amount for 31 days?? WHERE MY CHANGE!!😭😂

When I die please melt the microplastics in me and make a Lego brick. thx

Americans right now…

When Instagram shows an ad about something I said in my head.

Kendrick Lamar's dancers waiting for the their cue.

Startup Job Description.

Watching the eagles score yet another touchdown on the chiefs

me watching the SuperBowlLIX commercials:

You and your work bestie sharing the office tea at the company happy hour.

Did you see that triangle?

Them: “how petty can you get?” Me: 👇🏾 THIS PETTY 😂 Yes that’s Serena Williams C Walking to Not Like Us at the Super Bowl halftime show 😭 IYKYK

The Super Bowl is giving

Just retire at this point.

He’s pregnant too??!

And that’s that on that.