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πŸ”ž πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Vivien, She/Her. Failed writer, amateur woman, mid barista. 35. β˜ͺοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. β˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ™β™‘οΈπŸŒ…β™“οΈ.
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in the mood to listen to the same upbeat song roughly 10,000 times

i've been getting lots of "you've got great tits" commentary recently, and it blows all the "you're so clever/cute/sweet/kind" commentary i've recieved in my life clear outta the water

i give special treatment to pretty girls and i will never apologize for it

so many words spent insisting trans women aren't a type of gay man, just for me to turn around and obsess over gaga's abracadabra...

"i just care about reality!" ...dog, wtf is reality? you think that shit exists? yo, this character being roleplayed by the universe thinks it's real 🀣 it thinks its perception captures the actual! what a rube...

the funny thing about being in a relationship is that it doesn't fix you; it just makes you deranged in a whole new way

i hate when i come up with a great idea for an art project i could do if i didnt have to spend all my time and money on white knuckle survival.

when the international artist who sings in their native language decides to slip in a bit of english to sound cool 🀒😑

at other times it's like why can't i just be an art piece in a museum that makes you cry?

earnestly sometimes want to just be viewed as a sexy object, but afraid that i won't be allowed back into personhood by the viewers when the mood passes

*running my fingertips across her foundation* "promise you'll stop for me πŸ₯Ί"

gay coworker: dya hear they might change the dress code back to polos and shit? i don't want to dress like a hipster again me: i think i already dress like a hipster gcw: viv, you dress like a pre-2008 skater girl me: ... d'you mean that? πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°

save me gloomy trans girl gloomy trans girl save me

made a whole letterboxd account just to post this one review

WHY IS MY DICK HARD? the answer wont surprise you

more than anything, i hate seeing kids in those fucking red hats

i can be moots with a girl on twitter, insta, and bluesky for years, but if i get a friend suggestion for her on facebook? no, no, feels wrong, that's private, i should not be seeing this, your last name and where you went to high school are your business, not mine

i must get hotter before the collapse, i need to be a smokeshow before it all goes under

somewhere an alarm is going off, but luckily it'll blend beautifully with the song your spotify dj picks next

gay coworker: wait, you're vers, a switch, bi, and futch? me: yeah gcw: ...you've never once in your life made a decision, have you?

what are you still doing on the internet? it's valentines! go make a girl shake uncontrollably or something, goddamn...

Squishmallows are the Funko pop of plushies. I will die on this hill.

Garfenfreude is when you find someone's suffering nermal

and i'm out! whining on the internet works!

can they make it illegal for trans people to serve on juries already? I want out of this waiting room

shift manager singing along to "Say It Loud I'm Black and I'm Proud" and he points at me, setting up the call and response: Say it Loud! me: I'm mixed and I'm meh about it

home decorating tip: always leave a little room in the bottom of your closet just big enough to climb into so that you always have somewhere to go when the need to return to the womb strikes

as you experience the fruits of your efforts to change and improve your life, it's important to step back and remember all the ways you're irrevocably broken 😊

i really enjoy this feature where my phone gallery decides to titillate me with my old lewds. it's like getting spicy dms from myself 😊

Listen up rightwing dipshits, the real conspiracy is that the real population control mind virus exists solely inside the secret coca-cola formula. Elon Musk your new objective is do go to the United States Patent and Trademark office and leak the formula

"tenderqueer" implies the existence of "harshqueer" and i feel πŸ₯΄πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« about it

I do believe that taking care of the people in my life, and the trans women in my broader community, is literally the reason I am on this earth. everything else I do is a means of supporting that purpose

neurotoxin just like the oldrotoxin

the superbowl? children's games? no, sorry, my attention belonged to the two naked women i just had in my bed tonight

hi, im leigh, and this is me 1 year on telling myself stories in order to live

Asking for help one more time! I am beginning my job hunt, and it's gonna be a pretty rough time I can feel. I'm meeting trans people losing work left and right. If we can get my recovery fundraiser up to 100%, I should be able to just barely stretch things to survive a little longer.

being a woman is pretty cool... but being a woman's chew toy clears it

was singing under my breath during my shift last night and this guy with his gf stopped me to say, "hey, you sing pretty good, not just saying that," and i'm still wondering if he meant it, of if he was just scoring "treated a trΓ₯nnΓΏ nice" brownie points with the gf πŸ€”