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Bitch. Wait! That was Kate Bishop that told Preacher Boy to get the fuck out her face?!

These kids on Marvel Rivals asked me to play Rocket because they wanted a full Guardians team and we fucking lost because I don’t know how to play that rodent.

Just watched the episode of Modern Family where Haley chose Dylan over the scientist. I was Team Andy for the longest but I think Dylan has won me over this season.

Chelsea is a famous high end model and only gets 59-128 likes on her IG photos? #BeyondTheGates

I’d kick the shit out a swan. But it’s be a close fight, I feel.

I constantly think about Grace’s daughter and Cornbread’s wife.

honestly 6 of the samoan middle schoolers would play hot potato with a silverback gorilla

Y’all ain’t gotta keep selling it. I’m gonna be seated for it.

I joke with Bryan about that tweet whenever we go out to eat and he reaches for the bread.

When etiquette goes too far. I wanna see them steam coming off my rolls when I bite into it 😂

None of my exes are my enemies. In fact we they are all still friends and that’s not changing because of someone else. Something they have to deal with

I’m gonna do the hear me out with a mutual’s avi

A true “hear me out” would be a picture of Morgan Freeman or Danny Glover

Umm..do yall know how “hear me out” works?! Did we lose the recipe?!

We’ve lost the plot on “hear me out”.

Did they stop producing CDs? I been trying to buy a Besitos y Besitas CD and it’s only on eBay.

Y’all think swans are mean because they grew up as ugly ducklings?

I feel like this was one of the best depictions of a dragon in all of film & tv history

Some of the best beans I ever had was in Puerto Rico and I have no idea what type of beans they were. Internet says pink beans but I still haven’t tried to cook them.

Hmm 😌😌 for just shit n giggles. A rat with roach wings. Ya it’s be chaos n I will laugh

Delroy Lindo! Each role I see a different one of my uncles in him. Because this drunk uncle he was giving in Sinners was completely different from the dad he played in crooklyn which was different from the Detective he played in Gone in 60 Seconds

A computer virus

A giraffe and a velociraptor

Wonder how animal cruelty laws would change? Would cock fighting be legal? Which Pokémon would taste the best grilled and packed inside a freshly baked tortilla?

My answer today probably won’t be the same next week. Merlin Santana

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