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(she/they) Comedian. Writer. Streamer. Horror lover.
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I was homeschooled for years and I turned out fine-ish.

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Became overwhelmed packing for my international move. Wife told me to take a break and play some video games. Gaymer marriage rules 🤘🏼

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I love hearing the right say that things are too gay now. Nothing makes me want to act MORE gay.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

The nuggets when a queer person orders chickfila.

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I hear Biden came out. Good for him.

submitted 319 days ago • 0 comments

The general state of the world is not very Cash Money right now.

submitted 329 days ago • 0 comments

A threat: I will absolutely validate you and value you as a person, you stupid ass.

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But as a switch you CAN turn me on.

submitted 335 days ago • 0 comments

LITERALLY my dad when he remarried.

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I’m so glad that the weather has decided to join in on the full immersion experience of Hell: USA Edition

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Sometimes I like to get high and hype up how good of a day I had. Just me sitting in bed going, “F yeah! I crushed today!” stoned as hell with a mochi.

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments

It’s July 1st and Pride month is over. I will be no longer be referring to myself as queer and will instead be boring.

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments

I used to be a three beverages gay. But who can afford that?!

submitted 340 days ago • 0 comments

I googled “how to stop being sad” and the results were way too practical. Someone needs to realize I’m looking for outrageous answers only.

submitted 372 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for Taco Bell to bring back a mascot. I vote to replace the dog, though.

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I feel like standing in the rain and screaming towards the sky with my arms in the air will really solve a lot of my mental health issues.

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I heard the sequel isn’t deviating too far from the original.

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I’m just out here trying to be as photogenic as my cat.

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

Started taking vitamin D pills for this exact reason.

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a 40yo woman who is battling depressing with Pokémon cards.

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*deeply broken lesbian voice* me n who

submitted 425 days ago • 16 comments

I had my first comedy show in about a year. Yup. I do still enjoy being laughed at.

submitted 433 days ago • 0 comments

My cat in bed is a scientific anomaly: how does a thing so small have so much mass/TAKE UP THE WHOLE FREAKING BED

submitted 435 days ago • 0 comments

Oh great. I just got the level of high where I start to REALLY freak out about the concept of time.

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

(with my last breath as I lay dying of smallpox to my 11 year old son who just returned from the mines) save the drainpipes

submitted 436 days ago • 68 comments

I'm gonna say it: Evangelical Christianity in this country will need to be defeated, just like the confederacy, soundly and with force - they walk hand-in-hand. Don't know what that will look like, probably won't be pretty. But they're a clear and present danger to the future progress of the US.

submitted 436 days ago • 9 comments

Sign. Me. Up.

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One time I left a group sex situation because I saw the Hot Now sign at the Krispy Kreme across the street was on.

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