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the deweaselers

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Keep going Keep moving Keep growing Keep grooving

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Nobody care how many beard we have

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Find someone who will love you the way a middle class boomer loves his lawn

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Reindeer bones

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The arctic caves of the Romans

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Question What is the best way?

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Planet Erf

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My favorite episode is the one where Dream has to return the t-shirt of justice to Superman before Fred Flintstone executes Scrooge McDuck, who was framed by Roger Rabbit but is unable to prove his innocence

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Few things are more pitiful than a man who fancies himself a being of pure logic, caught in the web of a manipulative woman.

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Everything is the same thing

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The gods read our fiction. They use those threads to weave our future.

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That motion your hand makes when you’re groping for something in the dark

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A pocket and a pocket in a pocket

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Stanksgiving

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We met Cloris Leachman in Suriname

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I like complications

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A misshapen approximation

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Wanted: spell to remove songs that get stuck in the head

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I wait for the refrigerator to sting me with its scorpion tail

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I never stop to look around because the world is too beautiful. It hurts to look at

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Buying vegetables at Ralphs to sell at the farmers market

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It is unlikely

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Key Largo Montego baby why don we go-oooooooooh I wanna take you to the Kokomo

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There are times When I can hear The rhythm In everything Those times are when i’m high

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The gods read our fiction. They use those threads to weave our future.

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What if we all just forgot to be afraid?

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my inborn mentor built in sensor

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He kept putting things in boxes that no one wanted to open

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i became aware

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fare thee well thy sweet young master spin a bomb forever after

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I’m sure it’s nothing

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Current status: overwhelm

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blessings in da skies

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What if we all just forgot to be afraid?

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The gnome is usually friendly. Sometimes he does get grouchy, when he can’t find enough mushrooms for his stew. That’s why, whenever we go out gathering, we always leave a few behind for him

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Very glassily he gaped

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How do you hold a moonbeam In your haaaaaaaaaaaaand …

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the last stevedore

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What if our lives are just colorful threads the gods create, so they can weave us all into their beautiful clothes

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middle men need ritalin

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humiliations galore

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diffident.

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Everybody hates Safety Dave

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‘Ha!’ I said, and I said it rather nastily.

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ripper men

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smooth cheese

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What if our lives are just colorful threads the gods create, so they can weave us all into their beautiful clothes

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Ever wanted to see an old bed-ridden cowboy talk about how he collected erotic art for years, but ultimately found it unfulfilling? Me neither

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