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the euro posting will continue until macron starts distributing low yield warheads to our sister countries and merz trashes the debt brake

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one big bowl of gnocchi at the UN group dinner could fix the world

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Gaullist revival bands are gonna kill it at the next eurovision.

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This D’Annunzio fellow is a fascinating character.

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I’m so tired but I will not crack and eat a bagel.

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Macron file 90 day notice to leave the NPT challenge.

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In ancient times gnomes discovered austrian “economics” which led to them being outcast to karst formations under the earth for the good of society.

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Don’t let a gnome out of a complex geometric prison without paying you the codeine tax.

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The International Hater Tribune

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My sedative resistance is legendary when I’m not drinking.

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You gotta play the hand you’re dealt, your hands are bloody.

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Always get several cheeses incase one is disappointing. #FranceFacts #AncientKnowledge

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Yeah, maybe I’m a malevolent celestial influence but what are you going to do about it.

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Locking my enemies in a punishment cube that perpetually plays Swedish free jazz.

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contrex is definitely the thiccest mineral water

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She’s putting cream cheese in a hot dog bun and calling it a shiksa bagel and idk I think this might be kind of a red flag…

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every drum machine clap sounds like absolute shit by itself but can become magic with the right effects and or context, people are like that — the shittiest sound on the drum machine

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If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking on creation thus, I should have recommended something simpler. Like… nothing at all, just don’t do it.

the euro posting will continue until macron starts distributing low yield warheads to our sister countries and merz trashes the debt brake

one big bowl of gnocchi at the UN group dinner could fix the world

Gaullist revival bands are gonna kill it at the next eurovision.

This D’Annunzio fellow is a fascinating character.

I’m so tired but I will not crack and eat a bagel.

Macron file 90 day notice to leave the NPT challenge.

In ancient times gnomes discovered austrian “economics” which led to them being outcast to karst formations under the earth for the good of society.

Don’t let a gnome out of a complex geometric prison without paying you the codeine tax.

The International Hater Tribune

My sedative resistance is legendary when I’m not drinking.

You gotta play the hand you’re dealt, your hands are bloody.

Always get several cheeses incase one is disappointing. #FranceFacts #AncientKnowledge

Yeah, maybe I’m a malevolent celestial influence but what are you going to do about it.

Locking my enemies in a punishment cube that perpetually plays Swedish free jazz.

contrex is definitely the thiccest mineral water

She’s putting cream cheese in a hot dog bun and calling it a shiksa bagel and idk I think this might be kind of a red flag…

every drum machine clap sounds like absolute shit by itself but can become magic with the right effects and or context, people are like that — the shittiest sound on the drum machine

If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking on creation thus, I should have recommended something simpler. Like… nothing at all, just don’t do it.

Opening the gates of hell because this foreplay is unsatisfactory.

I made a big mistake, this is really addictive.

she’s a 10 but she’s aluminum 5083