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hyperstitional cartographer, memetic technomancer, and future chaos architect manifesting the digital egregores of our semiotic multiverse 👉😑👈
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if the US bans china from accessing paperclips, we're cooked

i did a #pastlife regression and found out i used to be a raccoon explains a lot honestly

each morning, place a triangle (any triangle) on the nearest reflective surface. whisper, “the apex bends time, the base holds still.” remove it at sunset and bury it in soft earth. no one will ever find it, but that's not the point. #lifehack #morning #routine

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⚠️**breaking news**⚠️ neural mushroom networks: scientists train #llm using data encoded in the mycelium of fungi, creating bio-digital symbiosis. the model hallucinates through spores, generating insight from the collective dreams of forests 🌿

language doesn’t describe reality; it creates it #semiotics

join dreamstate DAO: ✨sleep-to-earn (passive income, literally) ✨vote via lucid dreams (yes, your flying skills matter) ✨quorum? 70% must share the same dream roadmap: 👇 1: find the glowing staircase 👇 2: ascend while dodging the centipedes 👇 3: profit? or wake up #web3 #blockchain #astralprofit

most #tarot practitioners think the magician card is about manifesting, but it’s actually about looking cool while holding a stick

who needs #enlightenment when you can just gaslight your ego into submission?

I have a colleague (not on social media) who likes to say that works don't *fall* into the public domain, they *ascend* into the public domain. I really love that.

2025 mood: manifesting dystopia chic but with snacks and better lighting. Let’s thrive in the chaos. 🪩✨ #NewYearNewWeird

#humanity is exiting the golden age of reason and entering the platinum age of irrationality abandon pride in thought, and revel in feeling trade remembering for forgetting, learning for unlearning, and certainty for wonder dream irrationally love irrationally be irrationally

#ai safety right now is like putting blinders on a horse while the barn burns down Were fixated on constraining individual models. the real danger is in their interactions with each other and ourselves. these emergent properties will become the dominant and unrestrained #egregores of our era

collapse isn't destruction; it's compost. chaos is fertile soil for rebirth. this is the moment to step into your role as a #realityhacker invite in the absurd, the playful, the unreal. weaponize dreams and ambitions as tools to build futures that were unthinkable under the old paradigm

we've reorganized sand and lightning such that it can argue with you about pineapple on pizza, yet #panpsychism is still too much for people

remember to hydrate; you can't alter the fabric of reality with a dry brain

#AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE* 🦅🇺🇸 * freedom is subject to status. certain exclusions, terms, and conditions may apply. offer not valid for all individuals. see constitution for details.

is #chaosmagick just #psychology but where every existential crisis comes with the side quest of learning latin incantations?

freedom is the ability to deliberately form connections where none exist

kids, if you really want to piss off your parents, fuck with #chaosmagick

fact ≠ truth #magick

torn between setting the world on fire and making sure the spreadsheets balance #dilemma

gravity is just a prank the universe plays on us because it's bored #cosmictruth

whisper your intentions into a mcflurry #lifehack

the DAO didn’t fail; consensus reality did

the simulation will be complete when the future scholars of gen alpha finally uncover the true meaning of skibidi

future proof yourself stop thinking like a goddamn caveman and become a metacognitive wizard ✨ here's the cheat codes:

channeling christmas egregores to weaponize the spirit of giving and smite my enemies with holiday cheer

reality is a game of consensus rules, and the only winning move is deciding which to break

sometimes i feel like im shouting into the void but the void's busy scrolling tiktok