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Just a guy. Trying to keep things honest and have a laugh. And keep this place from becoming the lefts echo chamber if at all possible.
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I've been thinking about Elon musk and his sad decline. I feel like he chose maga because he fell for misinformation and because he wanted to be liked. I want to believe he could admit his mistakes & lies & redeem himself. But I think if he admits how wrong he was about things, his empire crumbles.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Read these executive orders and memos. This isn't just bad policy, this is like cartoon levels of villainy. Ending desegregation for govt work, ending cancer and AIDS research, demanding people inform on their coworkers who MIGHT be practicing DEI, stopping work with WHO. THIS IS WILD!

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

chcoc.gov/sites/defaul... The office of personnel management under trump sent out a memo ending DEI. Beyond just that they're asking for informants to let them know who is secretly doing DEI actions by any other names. They want people to be afraid of hiring a black person or a woman.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

My son got me a shirt for Christmas. I don't know if I can wear this outside but I fully support the sentiment.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Yt music just played 2 songs from Arcane in 30 minutes. One from 21 pilots and one from JID. Honestly I might have to check out this show if they've got story on par with their music selection.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

So I left my fam, took a plane on a Thursday, sat next to MAGA ppl spewing conspiracy theories, got a hotel and a rental car, slept in a shitty bed, woke up got dressed and drove 35 minutes, just to find out what?! The event starts Monday?! Then whoTF sent out this calendar invite for Friday?!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Oh now I've just been informed that the Jan 6 pipe bomber is actually an FBI agent. Yep that checks out.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sitting next to MAGA mofos telling me about how the vaccine has killed millions and and lizard people and all kinds of wild shit This is gonna be a good flight

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

He did say that while he doesn't agree with "all those different choices in life style," we're all still people who are pretty much the same. let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

So I rode in a Lyft with a MAGA man. No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA. Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo. He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved. I respect it.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, you gotta separate the art from the artist. Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles. Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

My Lyft driver is listening to the Shawn Ryan show. The guest is Joe McMoneagle, a CIA remote viewer. That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY. I'm pressing X so hard right. Now

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I have so much packing and prepping to do for this trip and I've done exactly nothing with my day so far. Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem. I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

It's a power move like The Rock in 2000's wrestling. Them: Ok what time works best for you? You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Ooooh I like that! I can already see the movie lines Phony Stark: Offenders assemble! Or Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Big news, everyone! Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane? I see this catching on very quickly!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry I'm late, but did this fucking clown just say he wants to take panama and Greenland by force?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

We don't wanna hear you say N*****R no more! IYKYK

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Me:Doc, is there a term for when you think of the most vile and heinous things at random? Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder. Me: shit. But I never act on any of it! Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I just spent some time in the bad place. And of course I regret it. But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills. The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people? Were there no white people at all involved in this process?

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned you can make thirst traps with just a hand and a pretty pair of nails.

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

Your honor, this is a man of science and an alchemist of renown. Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career. While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

As a straight man who spent over a decade working for the gayest organization on earth I'm so beyond all that. "I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Last I checked I was at 1400-ish I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Well it's 10 in the morning. It's high time for a nap. If my boss asks about me, I'll tell him I'm just acclimating my sleep schedule to a new time zone for the upcoming trip. Who cares if the trip is in March. There's no such thing as being too prepared.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

To be fair... Most school shooters don't ever go to trial either... If you catch my meaning.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

French kissing, but your mouth is full of creamed corn, hers, mashed potatoes and gravy.

submitted 126 days ago • 20 comments

More bad responses to "I love you" - Obviously - That's what she said - That's NOT what she said - Ooof - Awww - I love you too, bestie - Oh... Ok. Thanks. - So now is probably a good time to tell you about that surgery I had last year.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Temu sells excavators, and that's weird. Weirder still is I'm being advertised to about temu excavators. I've looked at their website once ever (80 pc toolkit for $1.99 had me curious) But I'm not sure I've ever said/typed the word excavator before today. Weird

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Sony president claims their movies are good. Blames critics/media for the Spider (adjacent) -verse failing. Says it happened to all their movies but the audience loved Venom & made it a hit. Totally misses the point that if the audience loved Madam Web and Kraven they would have been hits also.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments