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your favorite local cryptid he/him Dreamy is my permanent party member fan of wrestling and video games
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middle aged men who have the age of consent memorized for every state are about to go crazy for this one

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I called Grandma on Wednesday to let her know we would be visiting her on Sunday. She said she was happy to hear from me, and was excited to see me. I got a call yesterday that she passed in the afternoon. I’m filled with a deep sadness that I didn’t get to see her again, but am happy we talked

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honestly I never really realized how much a comfort show Buffy is until now after a revisit

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Grimes you’ve done a lot of dumb shit but if you bring down Elon I will forgive you for all of it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Saw a follower of mine made a post about the biggest political gift the left gave to conservatives is saying people shouldn’t say “the r word” and I just blocked the guy because I don’t fuck with people saying that word and everyone who does sucks and is a 50 year old southpark guy

submitted 3 days ago • 66 comments

Liberal John Brown would have invaded Kansas to show slave owners some charts

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I just got word that my grandma came back from the hospital diagnosed with two different cancers. she’s lived a long life, but she helped take care of me when I was a kid so it’s hard to hear. she’s an absolute sweetie

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I used to be pretty reserved with the block button, but honestly over time I’ve learned to love it. if someone is being annoying and argumentative for no reason too bad so sad no benefit of the doubt just the benefit of the block

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been lamenting not having an independent video game store to buy from over the past few years (the good ones close to us are 40 minutes away), but we visited a new one that opened up close by today. I’m happy to report that the people are nice, the store is clean, and everything was well priced

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alone on valentine’s day? not anymore. he is your valentine now. so what did you get him

submitted 9 days ago • 53 comments

as a bisexual with a nose ring it’s of the utmost importance that I live up to my stereotype to make the best coffee possible everyday for my wife

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

when I feel myself get moody and need to temporarily self isolate for so I don’t take it out on others

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Official Taiwanese poster for "Nausicaa" (in cinemas there on March 6). www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fuR...

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

this is what every list of potential dem candidates for 2028 looks like

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I know Overwatch is a (rightfully) very easy game to clown on, however this spotlight is the first time in a long time where I feel optimistic for it. lots of big immediate updates with a plethora of updates down the road. here’s to hoping it works out well and brings more players in!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

this but in reference to the bush cut. GIVE IT TO US COWARDS

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t explain it but there’s something about an establishment choosing to play modern country music that feels so unintentionally evil. just bad vibes all around

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

alright dog had been gifted his drugs that should kick in right as the game hits. our neighbors set off fireworks every time KC does well and have been insufferable when they’ve won the last few years, so we’re ready this time

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happy Superb Owl to all who celebrate

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close friend of mine sent me a message letting me know they were playing wrestling reruns while Joyce Manor’s Catalina Fight Song blasted over the loud speaker at the dive bar I used to haunt and how it reminded them of me. I love hearing the things people associate with me and it brought me a smile

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

look all I’m saying is they let Elon start messing with shit and PSN goes down for almost 24 hours now. coincidence? I think not

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

look all I’m saying is they let Elon start messing with shit and PSN goes down for almost 24 hours now. coincidence? I think not

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

stick one of these in a t shirt cannon, launch at whatever door you need to get through, and the buffoon will knock down anything in your path

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

honestly I think dems should start using Fetterman to clear a path through all of these “guards” by convincing him there’s a shitty suit t-shirt on on the other side

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

they’re so co dependent it’s sickeningly cute

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I think Marvel Rivals releasing She Hulk as a vanguard would not only heal this country but fix their issue of no one wanting to play vanguard as well

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

every time I ask someone how to get started learning Powershell the response is always the same “just do simple commands over and over again” which I’m sure is helpful except that’s underestimating just how stupid I am in that I know how to open Powershell and that’s it

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments