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Co-creator of Master of the Wind, chasing horror movies around the world. Movie buff, metalhead, travel nerd, father of twins. Chaotic good.
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Got some rest and I have some thoughts. A lot of us noticed the "life imitates art" aspect of Demi Moore losing Best Actress for The Substance, but in the end, age had very little to do with it. This was genre bias. If you'll indulge me, I'll go over some of the history.

Demi Moore can still win Best Actress if Mike Pence has the courage #Oscars #skeet

So no Silksong news? What a waste of time #oscars

Anora wins. Sean Baker himself got four Oscars, that's wild. Got all but two predictions right, underestimated Flow in Animated Feature and also got Actress wrong, but that one was really hard this time. Still high off that No Other Land win. Until next year!

In a moment right out of The Substance, Demi Moore loses to the much younger Mikey Madison as part of Anora’s sweep. Genre bias is rough. #Oscars

20 years from now, Adrian Brody wins again as an elderly Holocaust survivor in The Dermatologist. #Oscars

Ahhh give me that good shit. #Oscars

That win, and those remarkable speeches, will infuriate the worst people in this country and the world. Good. #NoOtherLand

Honestly that was the big one for me, I’m so glad that movie won. I guess I’ll stick it out for Best Picture. 😎

YES No Other Land wins Documentary. Fuck you, spineless distributors! #Oscars

shout out to the Oscars for giving the achievement in film editing to the shortest movie. #Oscars

Sean Baker may go home with three or four Oscars. Just wish we could retroactively give him one for The Florida Project.

Oh SNAP, Flow upsets Wild Robot to win Best Animated Feature! What an achievement, that movie was amazing. #Oscars

If Paul Rudd doesn't do a Mac and Me bit tonight I'll be pissed #OSCARS

The Substance with Conan O’Brien would probably not have worked, lol. #Oscars

For people who didn't want to read my whole Oscars write-up (which is everyone by the look of it), this is nice and quick.

Will Emilia Perez become one of those winners that the Academy instantly regrets? Will the Palestinian documentary No Other Land win without even having a US distributor? Here are my annual guesses with a lot more drama than usual. norphen.blogspot.com/2025/02/osca...

One thing Musk, Trump, and Vance all have in common is that they are three distinct subtypes of the Extremely Online Rageaholic Asshole. That gives them undeniable power and a kind of energy, but a point is going to come when it blows up in their faces. Pray that it's before it blows up in ours.

Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs

It's exactly what you signed up for, you dumb fuck. Did everyone just sleep through the first term?

No Other Land, a documentary about the West Bank, has been unable to get a distributor in the United States despite worldwide acclaim and now an Oscar nomination. It's a very capitalist way to ban a movie. For better or worse, I can't help taking a banned movie as a challenge (more below).

A few years ago, when I covered the Oscars regularly, I wrote a long piece about Green Book, which I really disliked, doing my part to make it the villain of that awards season. So did a lot of other people who shared my feelings. Emilia Pérez haters: You might want to look at how that turned out.

Is this even necessary though? I feel like if he’s still alive (a big if), he’ll just announce he’s running again and nobody will stop him. That’s how everything has worked thus far.

The nominees this year are pretty wacky...in a good way! An insane body horror movie like The Substance being up for Best Picture is just delightful.

Terrible news. One of the most imitated, influential directors ever. Nearly all of his movies rewarded multiple viewings to get deeper at all the mysteries. Sure they got weird but the emotional through line was always there. Legend, RIP.

BuT wHy ArEn’T tHe PeAsAnTs HaViNg KiDs????!!!!11