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Over the I-75 and through the woods back to the function to get my car and water bottle I go

I can not wait to get plastered at fwa I need this

It is 8am and I am rehearsing this speech with everything I have before it’s due in 30 minutes I am not ok

Mind if I borrow your maw?

Hey did u guys know I was single? Crazy right? Ikkkk how wild is that 😳

He sees a sports drink, I see lube.

I wish this could be every weekend

Random lady at the gym has been standing literally right next to me waiting for me to be done using this cable cross station. Little does she know I have 3 more entire workouts left on it 🤭

I’m at work and all I wanna do is get my ass stuffed someone help

Yall sleeping on these fr

Giving @voltwolf.bsky.social my knot! 🎥 @puptoxic.bsky.social

Going to Park City, UT next weekend and all I wanna do is take puppy pics in the snow but there’s no dogs there cause life sucks

Let’s try your hand next 😏

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Remember to eat your puppy's ass after you and your friends take turns stretching it out. It's only polite! Now who's next? 🍑 @voltwolf.bsky.social 📷 @northbucknaked.bsky.social 🩲 @wruffrocky.bsky.social

The aftermath: 🍆: @puptoxic.bsky.social

Re-aligning my goals this week and taking the necessary steps to reach them.

Getting hollowed out right after taking a fist >>>> 🤤 🔝 @puptoxic.bsky.social

It was cold this weekend, thank god I had sucha pretty stag to keep me nice and warm 😘 @northbucknaked.bsky.social

Moral of the story: never trust a dog that invites you over for the weekend… or do 😏

Okay but me and who

After literally the best weekend the best way to close it out is being on a completely empty flight. It was truly the best time and I’m so glad that this community has connected me to such amazing individuals. On another note- watch out Florida cause volt’s cumming back 😈

what the potential investors are abt to see when I pitch my business next month

Getting this weekend off to a great start, practically empty flight out and smooth skies on the way to Denver. Can’t wait to see my friends Wait I mean get my hole dug out Wait I mean see my friends 😘

Academic weapon here

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

Who gave me a phone

Have some Monday motivation 😏 Yeah I’m so back

How much tuah could a hawk tuah tuah if a hawk tuah could hawk tuah

went from an 8g to a 4g yesterday and I’ve had a semi since

Long drive today, who’s gonna be my co-pilot 😏

Only 4 more days till all the “new year new me” mfs ruin my workouts for the next 2 months