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Not forklift certified but I do be driving that bitch anyways-🇨🇦-27 - League - MTG - big raps fan - free Palestine 🇵🇸
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submitted 25 days ago • 62 comments

I watch a lot of those little cooking TikTok’s/shorts and I know I need to get over it but whenever I see them use that stupid green bottle of olive oil I get so mad I literally can’t finish the video.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i am tired of going to work and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and then showing up the next day and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and after that showing up again and getting kicked in the head for 8 straight hours

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

What if they were the nutant minja turtles

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit

submitted 37 days ago • 26 comments

alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone! his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too

submitted 37 days ago • 38 comments

Fuck Tuah

submitted 41 days ago • 115 comments

Aliens is just the best sequel of all time isn’t it?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

the hot new trend is ‘yosemite samming.’ kids are going crazy for doing finger guns but shaking them at the ceiling instead of pointing them at each other

submitted 42 days ago • 50 comments

If you don't like Baker Mayfield, you don't like the human heart.

submitted 45 days ago • 16 comments

rolling out of a kidney transplant like yo wheres my daughter, and the doctor asks.. who do u think gave the knee???

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

been working at a blood bank for awhile as the guy who chases draculas off with a broom was up to my ass in em’ one night about two months ago but it’s been pretty smooth sailing ever since

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Batman is autistic representation

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I’ll find the last puzzle piece to figuring someone out and the whole picture will come together. Like “oh you’re Mormon!” Or perhaps more often “oh you cheer for the Cowboys”

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This edible got me moving round the house like jamiroquai

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I’m only on season two so far but Buffy’s right up there for a spot on my favorite shows so far. Fuck Xander tho

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 70 days ago • 17 comments

whenever I get annoyed in public I lash out violently and cause great harm to those around me

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 10 comments

whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"

submitted 75 days ago • 24 comments

Driving a rental because my car got t-boned and god damn do I hate the dial shifter.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex

submitted 83 days ago • 65 comments

Is there a way to mute all mentions of Boston sports teams except for when people are making fun of them? Asking for a friend thnx

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I miss OG

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

marcus smart isn’t supposed to make dumb plays. it’s literally in his name

submitted 85 days ago • 13 comments

“The Michelin tire company makes the Michelin star rating for restaurants”is the kind of fact That convinces you your friends are messing with you

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things

submitted 94 days ago • 6 comments

Saw a cyber truck on the way home tonight. They really do like like the unrendered model of a car in cyberpunk

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Be the poster you want to see in the world

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Why can you only get 20$ breakfast now? Breakfast should be 10$. 15$ if you want something fancy

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Beer still good

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I think work over the last couple years has taught me that if you want your warehouse to not be a complete shit show just hire a chilled out German guy and put him in charge

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to think my life would’ve been significantly better if I was generationally talented at basketball

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it that daylight savings is an hour difference but makes it seem like it gets darker 2 hours earlier

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

“This game looks fun, I should buy it” I say to myself as my league and slay the spire hours pile up upon themselves

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Jakob Poeltl for mvp idc

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a new ramen place near me that’s apparently amazing but it’s a 35 minute drive and anytime I’ve been in the area they’ve been sold out or closed. maybe I should just kms idk

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Going to be interesting to see if a podcast host can transition to live TV.

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

submitted 105 days ago • 212 comments