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Half of classic Hollywood mystery writer Renee Patrick. Staff, NOIR CITY magazine. Cocktail enthusiast. Mets fan. Newsletter: Cocktails and Crime. https://vincekeenan.substack.com/
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Like everything else these nitwits do, DOGE is a fucking scam. time.com/7261360/us-d...

In April, the great Dark Delicacies is closing its doors after three decades. Swing by to Burbank to pay it a visit while you still can! www.sfgate.com/la/article/l...

NEW COCKTAILS & CRIME. The gremlins were out in force during Noir City, but we outwitted them. Full details on this year's film festival. vincekeenan.substack.com/p/c-and-c-66...

My Big Moby Noir City Newsletter is done and sent. If you haven’t subscribed yet, you can read it and remedy that shit here: buttondown.com/christafaust...

I suspect this is a HUGELY underestimated factor in radicalization. If you look at, say, QAnon boards, it’s not really folks looking for scapegoats for their dire material circumstances. It’s middle-class people with boring lives who want to imagine they’re in The Parallax View.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

OMG time, #Mets.

Putting this on every self-eval now www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

Somebody ask country music stars what they think of cutting veterans benefits and defunding cancer research. The answer might surprise you!

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

It's hard to laugh at it but a kind of bleakly funny throughline in all this is that it's being overseen by people who 1) have never had any kind of real job, 2) don't know what these particular jobs are or might entail and haven't asked, and 3) are absolutely convinced that they are fake.

Juan Soto just went oppo in his first AB as a Met. Lmao

RIP George Armitage variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Whatever comes next in the NIH case, the hearing today made it clear how huge the medical/academic constituencies are opposing these cuts. And it would seem hard to dispute that some amount of irreparable harm has already happened to some number of parties involved.

Elon Musk and his team say they have saved the government $55 billion. Their “wall of receipts” is riddled with mistakes.

"... effectively halting progress on much of the country’s future work on illnesses like cancer and addiction despite a federal judge’s order to release grant money." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/s...

"At press time, reports confirmed Trump had accidentally deployed Herbie Hancock to the border."

As expected, woke up with "Once," the theme from THE LONG WAIT, ringing in my head. Such a blast getting to introduce this unhinged movie to a Noir City Seattle audience last night.

Statement from Blue Wahoos Principal Owner Quint Studer on the maintenance of Blue Wahoos mullet policy:

Last night of Noir City Seattle. Bringing down the curtain with the delirious Mickey Spillane amnesia yarn THE LONG WAIT (1954) and Billy Wilder's peerless ACE IN THE HOLE (1951). Starts at 6PM at SIFF Cinema Downtown.

Baseball is back everybody we did it

Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted.

The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs. Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)

There is no ethic of care that has accompanied the rise of tech. Everyone wants to “hack” and “disrupt” but only for profit and clout. “Caring” has been systematically denigrated by the rise of trolling as online’s lingua franca. Caring is for chumps (or, you know, women)

Congratulations to Daniel Craig, the final person to play James Bond

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

Tonight's Noir City Seattle double bill, introduced by me and Rosemarie: the quintessential B-movie DETOUR (1945) and a new 4K digital restoration of PHANTOM LADY (1944). At SIFF Cinema Downtown starting at 6PM.

this is kind of a remarkable thread from a governor

DEI is the most popular thing in this list lmao

I hate that part of me is now rooting for the asteroid.

Last night, we were watching Criterion Channel and during a video about the Argentinian noir movies premiering on the channel, they showed my covers for Noir City Magazine and NOIR CITY Annual books. Quite a surprise! @criterionchannel.bsky.social

Tonight, I get to introduce two stone masterpieces at Noir City Seattle for @siffnews.bsky.social and @noirfoundation.bsky.social. RAW DEAL (1948) and THE KILLING (1956). At SIFF Downtown starting at 6PM.

My book DAUGHTER OF DARING is out today - the perfect book to read if you’re in the mood to choke a man

Scientists, doctors and public health professionals at the National Institutes of Health, the CDC, the FDA, and other federal agencies have been fired under President Trump’s effort to shrink the government.

I'll be introducing HELL'S HALF ACRE (1954) at Noir City Seattle this afternoon at 3PM. You'll never guess which of these credits I will be discussing.

They're gonna normalize plane crashes the way they normalize school shootings if we let them. Just the cost of lining certain pockets.

‼️ Noir City Update ‼️ MY TRUE STORY tonight will be presented on 35mm. It takes two projectors to run 35mm without interruption, and unfortunately, only one of ours is operational at the moment. So, there will be three 5-minute pauses between each reel. We’ll keep you posted with any other updates!

Strong, resilient systems are not efficient systems, and vice versa.

One way to save move theaters. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/17/b...

A snake eating its tail doesn't capture the stupidity of current times. What's going on now is more like a snake sticking its head up its own ass.

Information hygiene request - please circulate & take action. I’m getting bombarded with frantic fragments. Information flow is crucial right now, and every link in the chain matters. This is a concrete place where you can play a massive role in improving transmission. Start with SIFT method:

"Perhaps the bigger question is why, at this juncture, do self-improvement efforts so reflexively lunge towards sensual restraints?" www.newwinereview.com/culture/the-...

Drinks flow in the nostalgia picture THE FIRST AUTO (1927). The turn of the twentieth century was looked back upon through rose-colored glasses by the 1920s-- no world wars yet, alcohol flowed freely and legally!

You ever meet an old hippie who is way, way too focused on hating Nixon? Like, you get where they're coming from, but what about Reagan and Bush and all the other terrible politicians and policies? But I get it now. 100%. I am going to be big mad about these motherfuckers until the day I die.

Hosting these rescheduled Presidents' Day matinees: yours truly.