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I actually would prefer NOT to have an enormous crush on this girl if we could set that up I'd be grateful thanks

"haha this old guy looks like a lesbian" fuck off SOOOO fucking hard oh my god

okay bluesky's algorithm is crazy it's showing me the most sexual shit imaginable that doesn't require the adult content filter and I'm not able for it

literally all I want is abra and then Kadabra in a Pokemon TCG pocket packet so I can make a lady gaga abracadabra joke PLEEEEAAAAASE NINTENDO

can we just abolish april fools. please

I want to go out. But, with fun people. Wasn’t the best way to say no.

TIL that most people think Island In The Sun by Weezer is a happy song

only rebecca black could make a jax jones song acceptable to me

they're calling this "sexual" idc who she is, it's a damn shame women are ALWAYS judged on their looks

honestly it pisses me off that trump will go down in history because it's all he fucking wants

delete means delete I'm kidding I understand etymology i swear

PSA: if you smell a fishy smell and there's no good reason for it, chances are you have some faulty electronics (likely an outlet) and you should locate it IMMEDIATELY

Fuck the sidemen. They'll raise multiple millions for charity and promote the guy (logan paul) who stole multiple millions from unsuspecting victims. It's fucking baffling

Nancy is sapphics confirmed

imagine elon actually is a genius and his plan is to destroy the US for some petty vendetta

hit hit pop it ride sugar water cyanide!

me thinking this is a core feature of my personality and finding out that it's just the autism

Katherine Parkinson was the best part of the IT crowd anyway

first bond movie I watched properly I was like "is that it?" and my family were like "yep that's a bond movie"

people are seeing through this guy's bs and he's like "low quality replies you guys"

I was not invited to my friend's birthday celebration and I understand why (I live far away) but... it still makes me sad :(

and now I'm gonna get more of the worst content ever (gaylor content) because I can't help but post about how fucked up it is but oh well

okay I can't bear it anymore this post has haunted me since I saw it THATS NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY HOMO ITS SO FUCKING FAR FROM HOMO GOD I HATE GAYLORS SO MUCH

gonna be very difficult to watch the white lotus without aubrey plaza in it but i think i'll manage

taylor swift wears shorts and gaylors will say "oh my god that's the dykiest thing ever" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

not to be a rando in ur mentions but man posts like this make me sad because one thing i liked about this app was feeling okay about interacting with anyone but i'm seeing more and more posts saying that i shouldn't feel okay about that

never posted about kate mckinnon but bluesky certainly knows im a lesbian so i'd say that's what all this is about