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Shitposting--OSRS--Music--soulsborne I very occasionally make music, catch my mediocre songs anywhere you listen to music. TwinLeaf on all streaming platforms Ginger (sorry) Devout Guthixian ⚖️
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Call me hunter Biden the way I be doin crack

I WANT A FUCKING SMOKE

Anybody still buying new iPhones in 2025 need to be put down

Why the hell am I quitting vaping, it feels good

I'm still alive, just unwilling to breathe

Hmmm @yogabapentin.bsky.social

Lord please let Elmo cucks choke on his own tongue

So I was walking down the street the other day and 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運

Me standing in an alley with a rusty coat hanger

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

Im gonna butfuck you so hard ya asshole is gonna need Invisalign

Fell down the stairs with a plate of tamales

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Every room is room temperature you fucking idiot

An evil twin but they're just better than you at everything

Haha yeah

Having mostly RuneScape as my main feed also means a lot of trans people, gays, and a handful of furries are on my TL. Not passing judgement, just an observation The RuneScape to UwU pipeline is real and needs to be studied

Every single RuneScape player to Jagex corporate rn:

Hey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck you

sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch

My favorite euphemisms for jerking off: Choking the chicken Beating my meat Making out with Jill Pullin my pork Jorkin my peanits Honorable mentions: Wankin Jaggin off Self sloppy

You know I had to do it to em headass

I hope Elon dies in the most looney tunes ass way possible. Anvil to the head, firework up the ass, falling off a cliff chasing after a stupid little bird. Please God, I am not a religious man but grant me this wish and I'll never miss church again.