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The contribution is direct payment to the richest people on the planet, and this argument dates to the 80s without a shred of actual data

A thing I have learned in my time is that there are people who choose to be on fire all the time, because they lack the competence and self-confidence to let their work speak for itself; so they do everything 10x harder than it needs to be, to make it LOOK like they're working 10x harder

For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it. (Matthew 19:12) you love god so much cut off those balls

i look forward to editorial content like "Why aren't poor rural kids starting their own online bookstore?" and "Those who cannot escape our gravity well are obviously doomed to perish in it"

celebrate President's Day in style: upgrade your American Citizenship with a new, permanent exemption from sales tax! Only $2.5million USD

the democrats will genuflect in a serious and somber manner as you are loaded into train cars bound for the camps. they will not save you www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

kind of a fuck you to everyone who was, like, against the Soviets, right? like we're just friends with russian aggression now, all you guys (like me!) who signed up to protect europe, well you're suckers

year over year it's doing just fine! this shit's gonna stay volatile for a long, long time before it actually starts to hurt him; and he is slowly but surely firewalling his revenue stream

this is the recycled "welfare queens" meme/trope from the Reagan era. Amazing

if hooters closes how will marine recruiters snare people. buffalo wild wings? this is gonna devastate force readiness

this is not how an intelligent person speaks. I once attempted to explain Roko's Basilisk to some friends while I was stoned out of my gourd and I made more sense than this imbecile www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

oooh new @acollierastro.bsky.social dropppeddddd!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFGc...

oh man what an amazing time to be a criminal. you can do whatever you want because a weirdo will devote 100% of his time to proving his employer had novelty insurrection t-shirts printed, just chasing ghosts everywhere instead of preventing actual crimes. amazing.

"unsafe subways" is just more code for "black people"

i'm trying to think about a single time when anyone anywhere for any reason got mad at me (or otherwise portrayed some "what you want to do is bad" thing) for having a beer with my friends. I'm 52 years old and I cannot think of a single time.

people only died because of this if you believe people died because of this. you could, for example, construct a reality that people just died of the flu, or because they got the shot. we no longer have an objective, consensus reality so this is just "one side of a complicated issue"

oh man this is like if someone hit "share" on Expedia and sent it to Osama bin Laden

Carlin was right, Zappa was right. youtu.be/sJeFrqBJF6E?... youtu.be/fam5wRXcoQE?...

Chuck, shut the fuck up

"As of 15 February 2025, rockets from the Falcon 9 family have been launched 452 times, with 449 full mission successes, three failures, and one partial failure" Starship is a grift for dipshits who can be entertained by jingling keys but the Falcon works very well (it has to, it pays the bills)

this is effectively a direct attack on the rural poor, who have no means to interact at low cost with the outside world. No one is running fiber to Cherry Grove, WV, so the local post office is where business happens. Infuriating.

i spent all day keeping junior devs using LLMs heavily from nailing their dicks to a wall, but go off, I guess.

1, trade schools are *fine*. We need more of them. But 2, they are again taking what are loosely good ideas and fucking them until there's nothing left that is even in the same phylum as "good idea"

really horrible wind rn, like 60mph gusts. Cardinal on the crepe myrtle, hanging on for dear life for his turn at our feeder. birds can't make a lot of facial expressions but you can just see WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK written all over his birdy face

will daddy getting some brown sugar make the world better, asks America's dumbest, horniest articlehead

the limoncello we made is turning out really good. gonna let it steep another week or so, but it's got pretty good lemon flavor, and packs quite a punch

we should convince them the new flex is dying young

got eyes on poppa whiskey tango, how copy

this would make a good TV show

using computers used to be fun. there were alternative shells, window managers, music apps, browsers, you name it. All that experimentation, innovation, and freedom, gone, so they can put ads and LLMs into the taskbar. I hate it.

I have a feeling this is gonna be on my top 5 for this year and it’s fucking February

baroque obama

he wants to focus on Mars because it's unattainable. His whole deal evaporates if you ask him to walk next door; he has to keep eyes on walking across the Atlantic Ocean with these cool shoes he's been telling you will be done in 2 years (2015).

I don't understand the endgame here. Turning everyone into dummies helps them stay in power but who is going to do the work in a "knowledge economy"? An imported H1B wage-slave class? AI? What the fuck do you do with all the people in the meantime? None of this makes any sense

why Canada and not Cuba? Cuba you could just pave and turn into one big tacky resort. Seems weird to obsess about Canada when you could make a historical case for us owning Cuba. We already have a base there!

Hello and welcome to the Kennedy Recreational Gulag

glad someone is finally saying it lol

I think I'm maybe a 1.5 at best. Other people esp at work are scared shitless of me, until they discover I'm a "big teddy bear". THEN, they go and tell other new people not to be afraid of me. Stop! Let them learn organically! You're ruining my whole deal!

it's wild how most social media is people talking about coups and "burning down the constitution" and all that, and cosplay thots are still just over there on tiktok dancing away