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waffles.fun
Computer booper. Possibly three small mammals in a trench coat. he/they
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This question will haunt me until the day i die.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Fund Techaro and we'll put all the money into making catgirls real.* *May involve trips to Lake Turkana to dig up monuments that change the fate of humanity and doom people to pocket dimensions, but there will be catgirls so who cares.

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments

If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows Follow me for more life hacks

submitted 157 days ago • 110 comments

three contenders: - 2020, "lets get drinks in a park since everything's closed", person showed up after consuming 75% of a bottle of jack. - 2018ish, amazon engineer who spent the whole time talking about how cool amazon deployments were. - 2019ish: militant vegan. i ordered chicken.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

@support.bsky.team mobile previews on slack stopped showing the username / profile photo. I have no idea if this is a you bug or a slack bug.

submitted 181 days ago • 1 comment

Koi fish always travel in packs. If attacked, the a, b, and c koi will scatter, leaving the d koi.

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

This morning has been an exercise in "where did the cat puke up the mustard-gas derived chemo you're not supposed to touch without gloves". Anyways she's doing okay all things considered.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Someone seriously fucked up by not naming a mountain "sneak peak"

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

@support.bsky.team small bug report, video posts seem to break context menus on iOS (video attached) Long pressing something to copy text, the popup disappears but only on video posts. While I'm here - I'd love to be able to add muted words directly from this context menu, this existed on Twitter

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

Life right now.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 259 days ago • 1 comment

apple music introduced me to 'repo: a genetic opera' this week. the movie is a work of art, its an awful horror musical.

submitted 374 days ago • 1 comment

I'm an adult.

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submitted 511 days ago • 3 comments

Hey look, follower spam. Welcome spambots! No I won't be subscribing to your onlyfans, go the fuck away.

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

@eodyne.bsky.social did not post this here, but he should have. It's too good.

submitted 632 days ago • 13 comments

Breaking: Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released.

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

"Replace the tub drain stopper" has been on my todo list since August 2020. It would be a shame to remove it now. Happy third birthday.

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

I did the tourist thing the other day and took a photo of Seattle from the park everyone takes photos of Seattle from. I also got a photo of everyone taking photos.

submitted 684 days ago • 0 comments

Pub trivia team name tonight: Now I am become Barbie, the destroyer of worlds

submitted 685 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not fucking leaving this place. im gonna keep fighting for it to get better, however i can. they might have coded this, but we fucking built it. we built it with all the community, the inside jokes, everything. this is our fucking home now. and u don't come into our house and harass our family.

submitted 689 days ago • 3 comments