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I do my best thinking at 3AM. When I'm sat upon my local Waffle House commode.
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Elon has sold X, formerly known as Twitter to xAI. Making it the largest form of money laundering this year. Trump is quoted as saying.... "Hold my beer, I'm creating a sovereign wealth fund."

There’s a Tesla dealership at the Americana. For the 5 minutes it would take before his goons whisked you away, you could protest Elon Musk *and* Rick Caruso

Shut down the senate!!!!

Protest at Treasury department. Elon does not have the right to oversee our tax dollars!!!!

So when trump says this horrific crash was caused by DEI. What he is really saying is. "This was caused by some person of color somewhere. Why because I have common sense." Let that sink in...

There's a chain of command... you are the missing link.

Well, now that trump is in office. I can officially start blaming all my problems on him now.

Elon musk, considering buying Bluesky. College dropouts all over the country begin making social media platforms. They quote, "This is the next crypto"

#SAVECHANDRA

Dr. Oz is going to be in charge of what??? Why, no, Dorothy, i guess we're not in Kansas anymore.

As "X" continues to lose active users to Bluesky. Musk has been coming up with new ideas to improve engagement. One idea was changing the name to "XXX" claiming it will be three times better.

Lauren Boebert asked in Congress about non-human hybrids. This line of questioning quickly lead to "Can they vote?"

In the wake of Trump calling for an investigation into Ann Selzer. She releases a new poll. "Americans that believe Trump can open a sandwich bag." We're still waiting on comments of the matter. Due to his poll being sent in a sandwich bag.

Donald J Trump proposes his first executive order to change the title of cabinet members. To Junk Drawer picks. To lower expectations for nomination purposes.

Biden is allowing Ukraine to use long-range missiles to hit targets in Russia. Trump sent AOL message warning Putin. Advising him to move Russia border farther inland. To keep assets safe.

Ever climbing national debt and a shrinking labor force. A mandate of wanting to deport and restrict entry into our country will cause this problem to grow. Causing lower GDP. In a recession, the price of scrap metal drops. So i propose we scrap the Statue of Liberty while scrap prices are still up.

When these guys are emboldened by the election results, it doesn’t reflect too well on your political party.

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