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Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

Stone Cope: arrive con-chair-to leave

Daniel Garcia got on the 1995 hulk hogan gear tonight

The Hurt Syndicate rules

That fucking hand print on Gabe Kidd’s chest from the chop JFC

Speedball Mike Bailey vignette on collision oh hell yeah

Ate some chicking wings for dinner

wearing a migraine hat that instantly freezes my head solid

there are a lot of people in this country who are cheering on a prick boss who sent out an urgent email on a saturday afternoon while he’s sitting with his feet up playing with his little impotent pecker. bootlicker nation

Every single federal worker who was fired and is facing a desperate govt to rehire them should band together and all say they’ll only return as consultants and with 5x their pay #justmy2cents

The existence of seersucker implies the existence of seerfucker

Still thinking about “To Live and Die in LA”

Crimsoning clover

Penis inspection day has become real

The thing about advance compliance that people need to learn is that whatever you do to placate these guys will never be enough. They'll keep adding new things that you must do because they now know you're a pushover, and at the end of the day, they are just bullies that get off to cruelty.

McDonald’s finally found a way to harvest milk from the pokeman

Going to get my hair cut here in a little while

Our reps are so disinterested in the well-being of their constituents. At some point one of these guys is gonna mouth off to the wrong voter and something Very Funny is going to happen.

Opening a restaurant with my friends that is like hooters but for pussies instead of boobs. We’re going to call it “Pussy’s”

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

starting a wikipedia edit war that ends with me getting assassinated because i added "symbiotic parasite" to both Dog and Cat entries

Young Stroker the Body Snatcher has requested your location

Happy birthday to communism, which was invented on this day in 1848

Souping sandwich lunch today

Damn that’s crazy. Anyway

the Elon children situation reveals the deep sickness of commodity fetishism as the primary ideology of the wealthy. He views these children as commodities, produced thru financial transactions, and uses them as an indicator of social responsibility and value. Meanwhile ignoring their wellbeing.

Looks like a gen 1 synth from fallout

Didn’t eat breakfast because I slept in on accident so now considering lunch options

I am truly envious of people who can willingly embarrass themselves like this and feel no shame