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Why does this sound like an LSAT question

🪦 RIP normal-sized phones 🪦

@gruber.foo gonna give this iCloud account transfer thing a go. Have also had separate accounts since the dawn of time (seemingly), but things got weird when my wife and I did the Family thing specifically with extra storage…

I somehow missed that the OFMD showrunner is skeeting the season three we never got.

You are a senator.

regarding corporate DEI initiatives

You think you know someone… and then you watch the way they load a dishwasher

The world is pretty shitty these days so here’s a dog in the snow in Houston, TX

I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

[mournfully] hey. must be the money 😔

I’m 90% sure the cbs broadcast of the Texans game just played the instrumental version of Apex Predator from Mean Girls the musical during a replay…

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

Paris saw NYC’s congestion pricing and said “hold my wine”

@myke.social congrats man! Just heard the call for app recommendations and @mangoumbrella.com has the best tracking one (sleep, eats, diapers, etc…) it takes advantage of iOS features and is easily the best of that category

Saw Shucked on tour and they cut “We Love Jesus” - what the heck? (Otherwise an excellent time at the theater though)

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I miss skymall

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

Free idea for ski resorts - a “parent pass” that lets either of two people use the pass for X days, and for fun throw in a one day buddy pass so both parents can go at the same time (assuming they get a babysitter or day of mountain daycare)

After being off twitter for almost two years it’s nice hopping on here and seeing so many familiar faces who didn’t go / I couldn’t find on threads. Already feeling better about this place