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waldemart.bsky.social
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Guys I don’t know if you’ve seen, but it’s like really bad out there.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Beer before liquor, never been sicker Beer before wine, you’ll be fine Wine before liquor, ew who does that?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

AND THE LORD GOD SAID, If there be two or more people in a profile picture, the profile shall belong to the least attractive one!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Flamingos are pink becuase they eat pink colored things. Am I meat colored because I eat meat colored things?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

ChatGPT: Would you like these gift ideas to be more confrontational or more tongue-in-cheek? Me: what abt gifts that subtly convey my own low effort, while ostensibly being smth they like ChatGPT: Got it! Here are some low-effort gift ideas that look like you’re trying but with minimal investment

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Like grandma always said: Happy hole, happy soul.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Working on a way to beat aging by exploiting loopholes in daylight savings time. Stay tuned.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

First job as a spy Handler sends me in to seduce a target for info. Turns out I’m a prostitute and the “handler” is my pimp.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Voila! A cookie, out of thin air. Here you go little boy. Boy: wow real magic! Can I eat it? Magician: no gross that’s been in my pocket all day.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments