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Music production. 78rpm records. Strange music. Bad movies. Good movies. Schlock culture. Sneering at fascist bullshit. Processed meat. Circus peanuts. Canadian. youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
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A new app for scanning products to determine how Canadian they are, or just as importantly, how tainted they are by the United States. I haven't tried it yet, but a friend says it works nicely. #Canada #BoycottAmerica

Frank knew.

From 1911, Columbia's E (ethnic) series, a striking, beautiful Roumanian Jewish "Doina", recorded in Lukow Poland (present day L'Viv Ukraine). 114yr old pressing. Shloimke Kosch, flute, the cymbalom accompanist is unknown #78rpm #musicsky #nowplaying #LetsDoIt25

Music for a Kandinsky painting.

This is David Morrison. I've been fortunate to have his assistance over the past few years with some of my music. For example, he's the other guy singing on "I'd Like to Examine Your Pelican". He's also a much better singer and guitarist than I. Here's his bandcamp page: davidmorrison.bandcamp.com

"Lil Markie" is a "Christian" "Song" which is "sung" from the perspective of an aborted fetus. If you're like me, by the time it ends, you'll be happy to know that Lil Markie has been deposited in a parking lot dumpster, along with the discarded produce from Domino's Pizza. #irritainment

Honoring you, Dad.

It's always been obvious who's pulling Groper Cleveland's strings. When people like Lindsey Graham act surprised by that, they should be kneed repeatedly in the genitals. #Ukraine

My wife and I just bought our first EV (no, it's not a fucking Tesla). It's the most technologically involved car I've ever owned, and I've spent a day reading the manual. It has a feature for spying on your teenager to find out if they're driving like an asshole. I'm glad I grew up in the 70s.

Tor Johnson delivers the most consequential wisdom of the ages. But only for those who would listen.📽️

Paul Klee is one of my favorite artists. Witness these hand puppets he made to entertain his son. With names like "Ghost of a Scarecrow, Electrical Spook, and Mr. Death", I bet they told a scary story with more humor than reading Grimms Fairy Tales ever could. publicdomainreview.org/essay/of-ang...

Along with Sun Ra, the best thing to ever come out of Alabama.

Quick Poll: If Trump were to be run over by a city bus, would it sound like: a) a watermelon dropped off a water tower, b) a door slamming on a '72 Buick sedan, or c) an eighty ton bag of dog excrement landing on the roof of the Kremlin?

As time passes you're going to meet more & more T-boners who regret their vote. All "How could we have known a convicted felon would break the law?" jokes aside, it's probably best just to pat them on the back, hand them their Molotov cocktail, and show them where to sign in to the duty roster.

It's humbling to think that Joe Meek didn't have a DAW with 1.5 million presets, so he did this with a roomful of vacuum tubes, patch cables and cigarettes.

We're bringing back our "Christianity Is Stupid " t-shirt as a fundraiser. 100% of all profits goes to the ACLU and Doctors Without Borders. negativland.com/christianity...

Ivie Anderson, Duke Ellington - Chocolate Shake. Ivie was a renowned American jazz singer who performed with Ellington from 1931 to 1942 before she retired. She was one of the finest singers of the golden age of jazz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y36H...

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We're only 10 days away. How will you be celebrating?

Bone Spurs with a Boner For Vlad!