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walksineternity.bsky.social
time traveller from the telly. UNBOUND! | Roleplay | MDNI
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so long as i don't sneeze, navigating this minefield shouldn't be a problem at all. now let me just have a peppery snack to give myself the energy i need...

( increasing suspicion )

AHAHAAHA I ESCAPED

smashing blouse she's got on there.

any time today...

i thought she was talking about her breasts.

today or this week? i'm at a very important wedding, if you *don't* mind. your timing has frankly never been worse!

good, the fear sweat will help you squeeze into these.

i thought maybe you'd get a new hobby or meet a girl or something.

ahhhh, clara, you can't let the doubters get you down. you just have to wear a pair of my patented extendo-boots! if these bad boys don't make you tall, nothing will!

i meant to say bazinga

can take you there if you like!

they often do. didn't think you made the crossing. silly of me, but i am an optimist.

it is reprehensible in some parts of the galaxy...

disney is ALL yours.

@kitdelamere.bsky.social ( she's ugly crying into a huge colorful hanky as the vows are read. )

children, children, you're ALL wrong. I'M the REAL doctor.

finger?? oh. yeah, i wouldn't need the saw for just that...

c'moooon i've been needing to use this thing for ages.

hold still i'll fetch the ol' bone saw...