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The Law & Order writers room this morning getting ready to dig into the United HealthCare murder.

CEOs getting gunned down in the middle of the street?? Welcome back France 1789.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

Now can we be done posting about how great Bluesky is and start being funny?

Current internet media literacy: “why was the movie called Goodfellas? They seemed like pretty bad fellas to me. Plot hole?”

This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

The best part of Bluesky gaining nearly a million followers a day is that Elongated Muskrat is definitely throwing massive temper tantrums at everyone around him.

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight