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Ya girl just got a microdermabrasion facial for $15!!!!

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More sorry shit from mediocre men. www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton...

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New life hack: whenever I need to do research for something online, but I’m too lazy to do my own research, I whisper into my cell phone what I’m looking for. A few days later, a Facebook ad will pop up. Anyway, I finally found a new chiropractor! 😆

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WTF is up with this post from the OFFICIAL White House Insta

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My 5-year-old: “Alexa, where is the TV flipper?” 🤣

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Saw a car stuck in the middle of a busy intersection today with 4 elderly ladies inside. Not one of the so-called “masculine protectors” stopped to help. In Texas, of all places—land of lifted trucks and cowboy bravado. Where were those “real men” when it actually mattered?

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This mall is a one-stop shop 🤣 Join the Army on the left, leave the Army on the right 🤣

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Google Maps really needs a restaurant filter of “fast food” or “sit down place.”

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I have had questions about the marriage counselor turned soon-to-be ex’s individual counselor at the VA for a while now, but I am officially convinced the VA is scraping the bottom of the barrel— this dude doesn’t remember my almost-ex is an atheist.

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Thanks, Spotify! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too! 😑

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Not the song choice in the video announcing the Duolingo Owl’s death 🤣🤣🤣

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I am DYING at this birthday party invite my son received 🤣🤣🤣

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The MMC in every romantic suspense novel. Ya know, I could even see him as a Rhysand or a Cassian. I said what I said🤷🏻‍♀️

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Stopped at the Wichita Mountains National Wildlife Refuge and then grabbed lunch at Meers on the way to OKC.

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I am very glad my 5-year-old waited to ask me how the baby got into the mommy’s tummy after the baby shower was over, instead of during it.

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Everybody at Fort Sill has been so nice! The soldier at the post museum personally walked us through the whole museum & explained everything to my son. Then when we stopped by to see the half-stock horses, a soldier was feeding them and brought them over to us for my son to pet.

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Every time I read a romantasy book, when they mention “sparring gear,” I imagine PTs. When they say “fighting leathers,” I imagine the all-black uniform of OPFOR (until I develop the sense of smell of a High Fae & the field stench wafts my way) 😂 I can’t un-imagine this 😆

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Travis Kelce calling President Trump’s Super Bowl attendance an “honor” and “pretty cool” is INSANE to me. The same Trump who has openly trashed Kelce’s girlfriend—Taylor Swift—by name. If Travis actually respected her, he would’ve shut that down or, at the very least,

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Matt from MattandAbby is sleeping on his guest bedroom mattress inside of his closet in an attempt to guilt his wife. I swear if Abby doesn’t divorce him and leave him nothing but the dang mattress…

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Not me unintentionally wearing florals while reading the Justin Baldoni website Blake is cooked!

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Teaching myself things I never imagined I would - how to use a post hole digger and install a fence for my dog. Will it blow over in a windstorm? Probably. Does it look good? Nope. Does it keep my senior citizen dog in the yard? Yup, and that’s all that matters.

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I’m 1 chapter into ACOMAF and already mad at Tamlin. Feyre over there throwing up and Tamlin just snoozing away instead of pulling her hair back. Rude.

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What should I check out at Fort Sill, OK? I’m headed there for a friend’s baby shower next weekend! 🥰

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It’s truly disturbing to see what President Trump had to say about the tragic airplane/helicopter crash in DC. What’s just as frustrating is seeing people who I know voted for him act shocked by his callousness. This isn’t new—his words and actions have always been this way.

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That girl on TikTok saying that fiction books are inferior to podcasts and that people shouldn’t have reading goals 🙄

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There are 2 cats outside the apartment complex that are in heat. I love cats but these have GOT TO GO. My dog can somehow sense them and she’s up all night barking 😩

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My name is in the new Onyx Storm book and it’s honestly fate that my parents randomly named me this over 3 decades ago, because I love castles and the Empyrean series and my time living in Germany 🥰

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My name is in the new Onyx Storm book and it’s honestly fate that my parents randomly named me this over 3 decades ago, because I love castles and the Empyrean series and my time living in Germany 🥰

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