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Artist, fiction writer, full-time silly little guy. Banner art my me.
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When your husband and one of your best friends are bullying you to apply for a graphic design job but you're afraid of change and putting yourself out there and you don't have a degree

A Weird Al style parody of Too Much Labor about a white chicken who can't eat spicy food. Call it "Too Much Flavor"

Submitting inquiries for tattoo work when you have anxiety is like "Hi! I love your work I'm looking for [xyz details], but also I'm not a tattoo artist so if you think that's a garbage idea please tell me and feel free to spit in my mouth and stomp on my nuts! Thanks!"

Doing some drawing today, remembering that sometimes I'm pretty good at it 😁

I've been so stressed this week and my mom has been a downright bitch to me in messages so I'm treating myself to a salt float tomorrow.

Just as I knew would come to pass, Lady Gaga's album Mayhem is perfection, and it will now be on repeat until the neighbors are banging down my door begging me to play something else.

Resisting the urge to suggest we order snacks to be delivered because I'm supposed to be making better food choices to bring my blood pressure down.

Rewatching old Jenna Marbles videos because I need the good vibes rn

I am allergic to basically every flower. I am also not not going to shove my face into this bunch of roses and inhale SO DEEP. The sweetest pain.

our household has been obsessing over Abracadabra, and I'm reminded how much I love Lady Gaga, I'm so excited for Mayhem

Was recently asked about this, so here's my very bare bones #commissions info!

I'm glad I didn't end up taking a nap today, but also I feel like ADHD brain got me in a chokehold like, oo remember Suckerpunch? Oo remember when you wanted to learn the FATE system? Oo, remember when you wanting to make your own RPG system for combat RP in RWBY? Oo, remember you had three fics to-

Suckerpunch was a good movie, actually.

Sometimes you just have to put a blanket over your cat to trick her into taking a nap so you can read undisturbed

Earlier, I waved my foot at my husband and said, "Look at how purple my toes are!" because they have very poor circulation and they were indeed cold and purple. this was apparently not the vibe we were going for tonight, and now I am forced to wear foot prisons (socks)

The weekends are becoming too short, or maybe I'm just taking too many naps...

If you are having a private phone conversation loud enough for me to hear from everywhere in the café then you are having too loud a conversation.

I'm excited to announce I'll be doing a 12-hour charity livestream of Slay The Spire this Monday on my YouTube channel to support trans rights! All proceeds will be going to the Transgender Law Center, the largest trans-led organization in the U.S. More details coming soon!

Nothing brings me more joy at work than being the person who corrects the know-it-all when they're wrong

My cat is snoring, my love is playing Saints Row, and I am reading a fanfiction I have loved for a long time. Today is about relaxing for us because looking at reality right now will make us sick.

Rewatching RWBY and remembering the ultra choreographed fights is getting me so pumped up!

In other news, I've been replaying classic adventure RPG Dark Cloud

So tired of trying to find people to talk to about ships because it always ends with me finding out they're a prudish anti, and I get to feel bad about thoughtcrimes and daring to ship fake people in Situations.

Damn, you make a few posts about a silly anime/manga that at most might be considered Ecchi, and suddenly all the sexy bots are trying to follow you and seduce you down a path of credit card/gift card scams.

If I drew tasteful Keijo!!!!!!!! fanart and made them into prints, do you think people would purchase them??? 😗👉👈

I started reading Keijo!!!!!!!! again because I'm a degenerate, and now the word ass doesn't even look like a word anymore. However, I love it. Vacuum Ass Cannon!

Mm, this is a new space for me. the New Space Smell is strong. gotta stink it up with my own gremlin scent.