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wanderlustajc.bsky.social
32, travel loving coffee addict, gay 🏳️‍🌈, taken, 18+, NSFW sometimes
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One day I’ll choose abs over brownies. Today was not that day, but one day!

Me trying to finish these half full bottles of booze so we don’t have to move them

Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up!

Final #humpday post from this apartment as this era comes to an end

I’ve been busy with work travel and packing for the move so how’s everyone doing? What’s the 4-1-1?

My brain: 👀… …“That’s a French ass name Yvonne”

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This hotel robe is really comfortbale #mcm

I believe that the development of these walkways was so straight people can attempt to keep up with gays

His pants are higher than the stock market prices after his fucking self-instigated trade war

This pollen is kicking my ass 🤧

And we’re homeowners!!

Sorry, do you mind? My hands are full.

My two personalities

Good morning queer people in my phone! I hope your Saturday’s are off to a good start!

We made it to the weekend!

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon

Popping in for the trend and then I’ll vanish

Forced to work when I’m born to be a full-time bedroom diva

Me in the national security team group chat

Please send us good vibes that everything the next few days is event free our house closing goes smoothly!

I’m not a palm reader. What does the big line in the middle mean?

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Trying to survive fat inbox Friday

When are we going to get another Shang-Chi movie!?

After a long day, it’s nice to land softly on all the plump hump day posts

A vast majority of my vocal stims come from this movie

How many consecutive Teams notifications is grounds for filing a case with the ICC?

NEED FULL VERSION

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger The gang:

A person: are you fucking stupid Me:

I’ll do you one better! Why is Gamora?

The cliff hanger at the end of the newest Solo Leveling episode😖 I need the next episode

If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on

My favorite plot line is that Reacher only has one set of clothes