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So, my #fpl season ended alright in the end. Just outside the top 10k which is my highest ever rank. I’ve only REALLY been playing properly since 2020/21. Every other season I was a casual player, forgetting game weeks etc.

Currently in the midst of a dreadful #fpl game week. 17 from 5 with my “captain” played, whilst 23 points sit relaxing on my bench. 😂 Coming into form at just the right time of the season.

I would like to correct my previous statement. It isn’t lame. Free hitting in a single gameweek is actually pretty cool now that I think about it. #fpl #gw34

A lack of preparation & the fact that my team went all in on the doubles means I’m free hitting. The trouble with that is that common sense when picking players means 8/9 of my team will match every one else who’s free hitted. Also free hitting in a single gameweek is LAME. Anyway… #fpl #gw34

Wildcarded last week and essentially set myself team up for the next 3 weeks. This week is the triple captain week. Next week is bench boost. Then it’s a free hit. Then I am out of chips and back to taking -4’s and -8’s Willy Nilly. #fpl #fantasypremierleague #gw32

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

I might take a minus 4 in gameweek 31. Mbeumo / Kluivert for Saka / Rogers. If I do I think I’ll need to move tonight to avoid price rises. If any of my players get injured I can always pivot and then wildcard. #fpl

Here’s my #gameweek30 #fpl team. I held off on my wildcard. Not sure when I’ll play it tbh. Wood Out, Mateta In. Salah Captain. First non points hit week for a while 😂😂

Ryanair going for a real mayonnaise vibe here

Happy #internationalwomensday 2025. We’ve come a long way ladies. 🎉

Here is my #gw28 #fpl team. Hall out. Ait-Nouri in. Even though Ait-Nouri is a bit of an FPL YouTubers pick & I think he’ll be crap. I’m not free hitting on this blank gameweek and he fits the bill for that. Salah perma captain til I die. 💪

“Don’t bring me the little individual bag, bring me the big bag babes. Business as usual.”

Well, this doesn’t happen very often coz I normally forget and post after the deadline. Here are my #fpl #gw25 changes. Gordon & Ndaiye Out Watkins & Nwari In. -4 and zero thought given to the blank and double game weeks coming up. 😎

#fpl letting people store up to 5 transfers this year. Me, taking -4’s every week.

Staring down the barrel of back to back -4’s. I actually love -4’s. 😂😂 #fpl

The deed is done. #fpl #gw24

Imagine taking -4 to get Gakpo in your team last week, only to sell him a week later… WELL IMAGINE NO MORE. Coz that is my silly Assistant Manager #fpl plan. Gakpo for Ndiaye, so I can get in Slot. This is not a well thought out plan 😂

Is it better to just follow a bunch of #fpl accounts or is there a solid feed that has the best ones on?

Here’s a heartwarming exchange my wife & I had today whilst she was out ring shopping. ❤️

Followed a bunch of accounts after making a more concerted effort to build my BlueSky echo chamber today. Think that’s me done with Twitter. There’s something about its owner doing a full on Nazi salute that I just can’t get behind.

I moved early on my transfers and ended up taking a -4. I did this because I had the exact money and prices are going up, and ALSO because I really enjoy watching my players getting injured in training. 😖 Martinez ❌ Fernandes ❌ Jackson ❌ TAA ✅ Gordon ✅ Gakpo ✅ #fpl

Since I didn’t make a change this week - All signs are pointing to me getting in Gakpo & one of Trent / VVD. Jackson’s time is up, and it’d be TAA for Timber or VVD for Martinez. #fpl

Here we go for #fpl #gw22 Zero changes for the first time in about 15 weeks! Stuck with Fernandes out of stubbornness rather than any sense that he’ll do well. 😂

Occasionally dressing up like a nazi, to assault other nazis and steal ancient treasures.

If the #FPL content you are after is someone telling you their team after the deadline, then let me tell you now, YOU ARE IN LUCK. Swapped Martinelli out for Fernandes. Even though Gordon was right there staring me in the face. 🙈 #GW21

This is how it looks for my #fpl #gw19 team. Joao Pedro out because I am impatient & he has been a 2 point machine. Chris Wood in because I like to tell people that I have wood. 😉 Salah Captain, because I’m too scared to go against him even though Cole Palmer will probs run riot.

Made the transfer early and brought in Castagne for Faes. No real benefit to me moving early but 🤷‍♂️ Been building my squad week on week since booting out Haaland. Would really like a week where I don’t spend a transfer but old habits die hard. #fpl

Here’s my #playstationwrapup for 2024 Given the length of time it took to complete it, Baldurs Gate was always gonna come out top for time Other games I finished on PS5 this year: Alan Wake 2 Spider-Man 2 Star Wars Jedi Survivor Animal Well Stray Resident Evil 3 Alan Wake was probs the best

Here is my belated #fpl gameweek 15 score… I thought I was being a real smart arse captaining Watkins even though in my heart I knew Durán would start. This weeks plan: Watkins 🚫 Isak ✅ Salah ©️ The crap defence lives on.

Here’s my Xbox year in review. I imagine it’ll change when Indiana Jones gets released, but anyway… Please don’t show this to my wife as she will have a lot of questions about those 98 hours.

Here we go… Wood out for Watkins. Salah Captain. Ready for rotation city. 🙈 #fpl #gw14