waninggibbons.bsky.social
Kiwi, science guy, comedy writer, dandy, neurodivergent
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I will also accept a turtle to the head.
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Speaking of grading dicks...
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Not here to undermine the market, I'm here to make you appreciate consistent data gathering.
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The smaller it is the bigger you think it is.
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Such a glorious little shit
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Holy shit dude.
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Like the fact that they have to have this statement makes you wonder about a few of the participants. Good on the organisers for actually picking a side on it though.
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I'll be thinking of you
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He can't keep doing this.
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It's still up so you might be blocked.
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Same. Then I remember the shitty copper.
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The shame of this image should contaminate their hair follicles, prompting future anthropologists to develop a new standard for measurement.
This should be worse than selling bad copper.
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This picture should cause a deep rift between two important people in this person's life that becomes increasingly difficult to navigate.
It should be like a memory of a time someone hurt them deeply, but the other person doesn't remember it enough to apologise.
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This picture should be a warning to souls.
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Everyone who liked this image needs to suddenly feel cold for no reason. They need to try and sleep with a cough half formed in their throat.
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The memory of this picture should sit just outside your window in the dark, never quite in view.
This picture needs to be a faint tapping noise on your door at 3am.
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I need you to understand how bad I want you to feel about this. It should reach so deep that it affects your germline. Every generation that comes after you needs to feel fundamentally cursed.
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You have to legally change your name to Barrett to get it.
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I am the hardest working circus performer this side of the Equator.
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Someone's rubbing their hands with glee
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Yeah baby that's the stuff.
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Fucking jinxed it.