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Benjamin Franklin: “It is better 100 guilty persons should escape than one innocent person should suffer.” Nonsense, founding father. If we accidentally jail an innocent person and acknowledge it, we should fight having to redress it tooth and nail, then defy a meddling Supreme Court order. #MAGA

People sleep too much anyway.

The fact that President Trump uniquely among people in business and government has no conception at all how tariffs work uniquely qualifies him to wield absolute discretion about their deployment and to hold the power of life and death over the world economy.

Trump has chained America's ankle to a concrete block and thrown it off the boat. And unless we can break the chain we're headed straight to the bottom. And we at the Washington Post couldn't be happier!

The only sure way of restoring confidence to financial markets will be for President Trump to do what he alone can do: develop and sustain a convincing status-apoplecticus, a decortication producing demonstrable perpetua impotentia ad munus publicum obeundum.

Investing in education only needlessly drains our tax dollars for the questionable benefit of leading "educated" citizens to meddle in policy for their own benefit. Those who have proven their worth by amassing wealth can afford private schools, and the less worthy can apply their talents to labor.

President Trump’s unwavering commitment to his own narrative, boasting a trademark unique spuriousness, wafts fresh oxygen into humdrum conventional politics. By sidestepping the constraints of objective reality, he relaxes public discourse, allowing for a laborsaving interpretation of the world.

Democracy is nice, but an efficient government ensures stability—and authoritarian governance lets those of us who truly drive the economy prosper most of all. When leadership isn’t bogged down by public opinion and public entitlements, the wealth of the people who matter most can grow rapidly!

The judiciary must remember its place. While judges insist on ‘interpreting’ the Constitution, true governance requires muscular populist authoritarianism. The nation’s laws should sit this presidency out, not constrain us to musty, feeble, centuries-old texts. Leadership demands free rein.

The President is the law. The "Constitution" is a living document, but only in the sense that it lives through the executive’s decisions. Courts may have opinions yay or nay, but true leadership means defining legality in real time. Otherwise, what’s the point of being President? #UnlimitedPower

President Trump is absolutely right. Without penmanship there is no law. Penmanship is key to the legality of every document, and any document lacking it is obviously worthless, no matter what judges or constitutional scholars say. It's why Trump travels the globe hand-penning every tweet in person!

Trump is correct in stating that Midwestern states are ultimately to blame for the tornadoes they experience and for holding back disaster relief funds until the errant affected states pass legislation penalizing severe thunderstorms.

Trump voters know losing a livelihood due to trade war retaliation isn’t just a "setback"—it’s an opportunity. Nothing builds character like being forced to reinvent yourself with part-time entry-level work in a different field. Sometimes the best economic #growth starts with hitting rock bottom!

The 3-day economic miracle did happen—just beyond the limits of anyone's perception. Vast prosperity has arrived in a form too advanced for current metrics, unfolding in dimensions only Trump's mind has the sensitivity to read. Good news: seen properly, everyone actually has a huge paycheck now.

True peace is grounded in a proven propensity for lethal violence. After all, society functions best when kindness is a performative choice made by those who've amply demonstrated their cruelty, to impress the weak. It’s a balance of proven violence and capricious restraint that keeps order intact.

Tip o' the hat to DOGE employees insecurely emailing Personally Identifiable Information from Treasury unencrypted and without authorization. You're only as sick as your secrets! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

It's important for patriotic Americans to realize that if Trump states tariffs are paid by the exporting country rather than by the importer, there's no need to square that with reality, it becomes true instantaneously. #IgnoranceGivesInsight www.threads.net/@jibber553/p...

The elderly have had it too easy in the US. Silencing them and insulting their contributions: is it too little, too late? #HungerAndDiseaseBuildCharacter www.threads.net/@factpostnew...

Trump states that in response to temporarily restricted flow on the faucet of your bathroom sink, he's released a ton of water into a washing machine in an abandoned house across town. #Creativity www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar...

Elon Musk raising bold questions about Social Security—even if premised on obvious lies—is an important contribution to the conversation. After all, guaranteeing economic security in old age discourages innovation and self-reliance. Sometimes fear is the greatest motivator for the elderly.

Even if Trump's statements about Ukraine are false and risk undermining an ally, presenting them with confidence demonstrates strong #leadership.

Installing a massive TV for Elon Musk to play video games in the Eisenhower Office Building is a visionary move. Gaming sharpens reflexes, enhances strategic thinking, and fosters innovation—exactly the qualities we need in leadership today. If only government employees devoted their days to gaming.

'Space Match’ is redefining the modern government workplace by connecting federal employees with diverse workspaces—even empty private homes and alcoholism clinics. And while the nearest matches may be 800 miles away, quality time behind the wheel fosters fresh perspectives. #DriveToThrive

Although 92% of Elon Musk’s claimed DOGE aren't verifiable, perception is just as valid as data. If we feel like $96 billion was saved, wasn't it saved in our minds, where it counts? #FreedomThroughImagination

Grateful to President Trump for his keen insight in redefining Sen. Schumer as Palestinian. Clearly decades of Schumer’s Jewish heritage are no match for the President’s ability to parse and assign ethnicities. #Leadership

America’s challenges aren’t rooted in the avarice or depravity of our billionaires. If anything, their relentless obsession with personal wealth at the expense of everyone else is a shining example of rapacity and hoarding—qualities that in a great America we must always honor and never question.

Reducing NOAA’s workforce is a prudent move. In an age of instant info and adaptable lifestyles, the need for detailed weather forecasts is often overstated. Most people will know by instinct when a depression is forming in the eastern Atlantic, making scientific prediction an unnecessary luxury.

Shifting Social Security from phone to online and in-person access is a bold step. While it may present challenges for the roughly 73m elderly and disabled who utterly depend on these services, it also encourages greater independence—an increasingly valuable trait in today’s exciting digital world.

While it’s true that Teslas, like Musk's rockets, are prone to failure, targeting them over DOGE-related firings is misguided. No matter how egregious their maker's shortcomings, Teslas deserve the right to disappoint on their own rather than being appropriately labeled with swastikas by heroes.

Cudos on the major layoffs at the education department ! Trump nos education works best when kids figewr it out for them selves.

All scientific evidence points to measles viruses and lack of vaccination causing measles outbreaks, but we should ask other questions too, like what if it were something else entirely involving vitamins? Sometimes the obvious answer isn’t the whole story—RFK Jr. just asks the deeper questions.

It’s inspiring how an 'erratic' White House is fostering a true free market—by making sure no one feels stuck with staying the course. Uncertainty is just freedom in its purest form. Spontaneity beats stability and equity markets have shed only $4 trillion which is a fair tradeoff!

Absolutely shocking discovery—150-year-olds collecting Social Security! Ignore the so-called ‘experts’ 'correcting us' about something called a 1959 COBOL programming default. Regardless of COBOL rules If the data says 1875, fraud is to blame. This is the kind of shortcut thinking we need more of!

An inspired pick for the Naval Academy! Who better than a former Navy cook and trusted valet to bring personal loyalty, service, and beef-boiling expertise to the board? Proven experience hiding stolen classified documents from the Justice Dept is a bonus. A masterstroke in leadership selection!

By getting rid of fusty old democratic norms, dropping weak allies, and forging more exciting partnerships with 'definite global enemies' to redefine our role, Trump is proving real leadership isn’t about tradition, it’s about reinvention. The future belongs to the obedient! #Freedom

Hats off to the Trump admin for slashing $400M from Columbia U! Finally, our universities will shed rebellious free thinkers and adopt a single, approved narrative. Who needs independent thought when obedience guarantees order and order guarantees freedom to think independently? #UniformityWins

The NIH Office of Defensive Counterintelligence and Personnel Security is wisely warning critical scientists fired in Trump’s DOGE cuts not to be recruited by sneaky foreign governments. Sometimes liberty means permanent unemployment (sorry, ungrateful science nerds)!

Brilliant move by Trump! His tariffs are injecting much-needed uncertainty into the economy, finally forcing businesses to think twice before reckless investing. Slowed growth, delayed projects—these are the marks of a disciplined, cautious market. Freedom with stability is an oxymoron.

In a tour de force of leadership, Trump, showing savoir-faire about the gravitas of the zeitgeist, has aptly recognized the faux pas of the hoi polloi in failing to designate English the lingua Franca of the US. In a magnum opus he has made speaking English our very raison d'être. Bravo, Maestro!

Masterful strategy from Trump! By ensuring every tariff hike is met with an equal response he’s creating a perpetual cycle of strength—each side proving its dominance, step by step, forever. A true leader knows that in trade wars, nobody backs down, and everyone wins! #FreedomThroughStagflation

Exciting times ahead! As tariffs reshape the global economy, we stand on the brink of a bold new era—one where only the strongest businesses thrive, unnecessary economic activity is trimmed, and markets are purified through discipline. The inefficiencies of unchecked prosperity had a good run!

Incredible news for American farmers! With bold new tariffs, they’ll finally get to focus on producing vast amounts of food for America instead of wasting time on 'financially critical' exports. A self-sufficient nation is a strong nation—a new golden era of surplus! #AmericaFirst

Huge win for justice! The FBI and DOJ are finally cleaning house, ridding themselves of so-called ‘respected leaders’ like James Dennehy—who, to flatter his ego, promoted bureau 'independence.' If an official won’t 'bend, falter, or sacrifice what is right' for President Trump, what good are they?

We have no idea what handsome, fit Trump will announce at his State of the Union, but our reviews are already in: a masterstroke, bold, brilliant, and totally flawless. By the way, Blue Origin is better than overrated SpaceX, and available for government contracts! #Winning

Genius move by Commerce Secretary Lutnick! Why let government spending distort GDP anymore if we can just stop counting it? Now we can showcase a thriving economy—no recession in sight! Layoffs? That’s just the government trimming the fat. Smart, efficient, and foolproof! #FreedomThroughTransparency