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42 yr old EN VTuber Dad. šŸ”ž. Banner done by @soveryunoficial. model by @duskwalker_
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ā€¦.my head hurts

This isā€¦gorgeous. Amazing. A work of art. Itā€™s also fancy rock candy! NOM

ā€¦..why does this art page always give me ideas for characters that Iā€™ll never play just to match the items they lovingly make?

Yo. I remembered this place exists.

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Iā€™m trying out Path of Exile 2. I have no idea what Iā€™m doing. And I donā€™t plan to learn.

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#criticalrole Itā€™s Thursday. Itā€™s time. MIGHTY NIEN! ITS YOUR TURNā€¦.TO ROLL!

This isā€¦art. Gorgeous, gorgeous art. That much also be nommed

Morning, folk. Itā€™s Monday. We got this. Do what you can. Try to not get overwhelmed. Seek a quiet place when needed. Much love.

ā€œThereā€™s rumors, ye know? ā€˜Bout thā€™ King anā€™ his inner circle. Folk say he got a group. Callā€™em the Kingā€™s Roses. Anā€™ theyā€™re the ones who do what needs doing. But thā€™ one as most whisper ā€˜bout? The Bard. Story says they can make the dead dance and make ye think yer talkinā€™ ta yer best mate.ā€

#criticalrolespoilers Iā€™m calling it now. Vox Machina will get a Heroā€™s Welcome for disabling the Bridge. Bellā€™s Hells will be cheered for taking out Ludinus. The Nien will say how they fought the Weavemind and no one will know WTF they are talking about. We all know itā€™s true.

#criticalrolespoilers Ya knowā€¦as much as this last episode hit the feelsā€¦Iā€™m ready for the next. ITS TIME FOR OUR FAVORITE FUCK UPS TO SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN! LETS GO MIGHTY NIEN!!!!

I wishā€¦I knew what I wanna do. Like Iā€™d wanna start writingā€¦but I just wind up staring at a blank page. Nothing coming out.

So Iā€™m bad at screenshotsā€¦but hereā€™s my Rook. Crow Rogue. I think sheā€™s neat.

Me, thinking Iā€™m gonna lock in on Neve. Lucanis, leaning against the fireplace and wanting coffee happens. Me: ā€œā€¦thatā€™sā€¦heā€¦look, heā€™s like a fully adult Noctis. I wasnā€™t ready for that.ā€ #dragonageveilguard

OH LETS GO BABY! Fae out here with the tastiest dice! Just the crunchiest noms! And they roll so well!

ā€¦.so I e been eyeing to 2024 D&D stuff. Some great changes. Solid work on Weapon Masteryā€¦ Why are we going back to ā€œpick which thing gives you asiā€ again? Like didnā€™t we ditched this? ā€œOh, itā€™s tied to background now!ā€ Thatā€¦literally makes no sense. A background can cover so many areas.

Been watching cooking videosā€¦and I swear, Everytime someone cooks steak? Some comment will be ā€œItā€™s not cookedā€ because it has a warm pink centerā€¦.

Oh. Iā€™m at 100 followers. Hi. Know that there will be more old man posting and sad depressed dad stuff coming soon

ā€œI have no rizz!,ā€ Iā€™ve had people say. itā€™s funny to me that some people donā€™t get it. Stop trying to damned hard. Seriously. The older I get the more I realize if you justā€¦stop fronting? The better off you are. So stop trying to be something youā€™re not. Be you.

#CRSpoilers Nothing will be funnier to me that people saying ā€œYasha got game!ā€ No. Beau saw Yasha and went ā€œThatā€™ll be mine one dayā€. And thatā€™s how that went.

So, my take away from here so far. While my following isnā€™t was it is on the other site, I feel like people see my posts here. They engage more. Talk more. Which, honestly, is what I love. I donā€™t mind void shouting butā€¦it feels more connected here.

Damn. My playlist coming for my throat this late.