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wardo.rocks
jokingly serious and seriously joking my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6cpeqcmh2joq3ydbncn467a/feed/aaahl6go56ki6 the rest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6cpeqcmh2joq3ydbncn467a/feed/aaahlg6mpjclw he/him @jjaimee444.bsky.social is the loml🧡
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ok goodnight it's time to have stress dreams about work for 8 hours and then go to work for 10 hours

not watching the super bowl at all and then coming on here and seeing everybody talk about the super bowl makes me feel like i need to run and hide

me when i have deja vu about stubbing my toe

good evening to all of my new followers, you pressed the WRONG fucking button dude just wait

Math rock? Sorry I’m not so good with numbers

this may be controversial, but i think it's time we revive "sufferin' succotash"

sorry i haven't posted much this week, got a lot of new followers and got pretty nervous so i deleted the app

hello, just logging on to see if i'm algorithmically pleasing tonight

spock but it's his french cousin Spocques

someone set up the containment zones this is going to get ugly real quick

hooting! at the hollering

yellowstone missed a huge crossover episode opportunity with bojack horseman...i mean there's horses everywhere in that show

WOW! Just woke up to find out that hundreds of sex workers love the quality of my posts!

these trending political topics above my discover feed are like a funny little hat on top of my feed of silly shitposts

[first day at new job] me: when will you wear wigs? (bald) manager: ...i meant questions about the job

its not a phase mom..its called shitposting and its a way of life

eat* microplastics** for maximum brain health *eat **microplastics

shitposters and toddlers who hit the "full sentence" stage of talking have a LOT in common not an insult, a complement

Papal Archives reveal new photo of Jesus with his bussy out

me when my girl takes her top off

I’m a dirty mirror I always reflect poorly

Currently pretending this is a viral post

to celebrate 500 followers i have decided to smoke weed for the next 500 days in a row. i was going to do that anyway but that is only coincidental

@sheev.calamitousintent.com wow The Substance was quite the movie LOL boxd.it/8iVSqH

This shit sucked so fucking bad

there are now three very old men and one 25 year old man standing at this espresso maker and we all want this fucking espresso why doesn't this thing work

there are three very old men crowded around the espresso maker at this car dealership, desperately trying to figure out how to make it work please draw and quarter me if i ever steep to such a level of technological ineptitude