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Just saw people we know! But Peggy didn’t call out their name. For shame. For shame #RexComus

“Texas Cavaliers” sounds like Tom Selleck’s next television series. #RexComus

The Texas Cavaliers Texas Whites meet New Orleans Whites. #RexComus

Archie has to walk with a cane now because the Saints offensive line in the 70s fucking sucked #RexComus

That pink dress stands out

Nell Nolan showing all these bitches how to do a mothafuckin curtsy #RexComus

Gollywassles! Now that is a name #RexComus

Peggy likes the bowing. She loves bowing #RexComus

Rex wouldn’t go pick their queen up from the WestBank? Did they not know where she lived when they decided she would be queen? #RexComus

The Peggy Jokes keep coming! #RexComus

We definitely need this

GEORGIA! Go Dawgs! #RexComus

“She has 8 girls in town with her from Colby College. And they’re at home watching” Because those Yankees aren’t allowed at #RexComus

“And now for our sponsors: The Even Brighter Blindingly Bright White Family of Whites” #RexComus

Peggy definitely didn’t know who Arch Manning is #RexComis

A Manning. The true Royal family of New Orleans #RexComus

Errol is going to give all of New Orleans royalty the flu What will we do without our leaders?

Errol hacking up a lung over here. Dude definitely didn’t get his flu shot Someone get him some Mucinex #RexComus

Lucha Rex!

Damn girl, Queen leaning way back #RexComus

Dr Todd! #RexComus

If I was there I’d have stood up for the Space Force. #RexComus

SPACE FORCE

Are they going to play the ICE theme? #RexComus

Be kind to your webbed footed friends for a duck could be somebody’s mother #RexComus

Lots of long white gloves clapping #RexComus

Errol has prostate problems #RexComus

That’s Errol sweating #RexComus

Here children, paint on this canvas. It has been trodden on by rich people and smoothed out for your benefit #RexComus

Honestly I real do like the unique Rex float beads. #RexComus

Stop clogging the drains with Chinese beads. Clog them with real American Beads! #RexComus

Did he pronounce Fourty One Fourty One like Fart-y One Fart-y One? I didn’t think Rich and fancy people farted. I thought only the poors did that #RexComus

Oh good. We needed an Errol interview to liven up the show #RexComus

BRIGHT WHITES!!! DRINK! #RexComus

“Now Gayle, tell me, the Catholic Church scandal. How’s that going? What is next on fund raising?” #RexComus

Time for the West Bank rich lady! #RexComus

Oh boy it’s trivia time! And prizes! #RexComus

Little know fact: All Rex royalty are actually dragons in human form. #RexComus

I can’t wait until they spend half an hour discussing what unique funny think Rex is going to do when he leaves the ball. And then see him do nothing #RexComus

I think Errol has the flu. Someone get Errol a tissue! Did her get vaccinated? #RexComus

Peggy is going to show it to us in her hand so we can get a size of it. #RexComus