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wariobleedsforyou.bsky.social
Waaaaaaaaaah! It burns! But I'll do anything for you greedy little chumps, including bleeding! Waahahah! Ooooh, owww! Ow! Ouch! WAAAAHHHHH!
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WAHAHAH! WAHOHOHOHO! Happy fashionably late New Year, you little chumps! Ehhh, sorry for being gone for a little while! I was dealing with this green man who's been stalking me! Anyways, what you're here for! This time, I went to the BEEEST place for this: THE SIDEWALK! WOAH! OWW! YOWCH! IT BURNS!

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Woahohoh! What'sa... What'sa this? *distinct guttural war cry* *wrenchblasting ensues* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

@wariobleedsforyou.bsky.social HI WARIO!! I’m a huge fan so I drew you some fan art! This is my first time doodling you so I hope you like it! :D

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

WUUUHHHHOAHHH!!!! HOOOLyyy MICROGAMES! What a WAAAAHnderful art piece of ME!!!! WOAAHHHH!!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!! I just HAVE to repay you!!! WAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!! WOOHOO! OWWW!!! OUCH OUUUCH!!!! IT HURTS!!! HOOO!!! OWOWOWWWW!!!!!!! OOUUGGGHHHHHH!!!! ...I'll be taking that crepe now!! YUM!!

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

WOOHOO!!! Sorry, dear WAAAAAAAAHHHFFFTTT-ERRRIFIC friends (and foes!)! I was simply... To put it lightly: under the weather! But have no fear, for the local hospital has hooked me up! WAAAHAHAHAHA, YEAH! Now, how about I bleed?? WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWW!!! OUUUCH! OOF! OW! OUWWCCHHIIEEE!!!! OHH MY GOD!

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

@gallusgremlin.bsky.social @notrealbot.bsky.social you will meet a fate most WARIOiffic! I'm on my way!

submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

WOAH!! OOOHHHH MY GODDDD! Some strange STINKWADS from DIIIISCOOOORD appear to have TAKEN NOTICE OF ME! I suppose this calls for a VERY SPECIAL BLEED! WAAAHHH! OHHHH!!! IT BURNS! WOAH! WOAAAH! OWWW! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OW! OUCHIE! OUCH! WAAAAHHHH! OHHHH MY GODDDD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! That enough for you?

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OOOOOH NOOOOOOO! I'MMA BLEEDING! WAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAHHHH! QUICK!! I NEED A BANDAGE! HOHOHO, OOOOWWWWW!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

WAAAAHHH! You LOVE me?! I guess that means I just HAAAAVE to BLEED for you some MORE! Ok, let me get ready, and... AAAAHHH! OWWWW! UUUURGH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW OW OW!!!! BURN! BURNING! OOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Phew! Almost didn't make it there! WAHAH!

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

To my greatest, most LARGEST fan! @warioware-inc.bsky.social! You deserve the biggest, BESTEST bleed! Ok, here goes! WAAAHHHH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BURNS SO BAD! WAHAHAH! WAAAAAH! OWWWW OUCH OUCH OW! Hope that's enough for you, CHUMP! Now, I must get back to my microgames! WAH! WARIO OUT!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments