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Muses is a great parade but it really is approaching the point where it isn’t worth it.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i think social media is already over but everyone, zombielike, keeps using it because there’s nothing to replace it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

submitted 9 days ago • 79 comments

good book, pretty writing

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Nerd culture becoming homogenized and cultural dominate and not being a bunch of bickering subcultures that all low key hated each other is one of the worst things to ever happen. I’m old enough to remember when Trekkies and Star Wars fans hated each other! You didn’t associate in public!

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

oh no the baby's first nap was only 45 minutes

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out — If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is. Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.

submitted 25 days ago • 77 comments

chewbacchus has gotten altogether too big

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

preparing my escape route from chewbacchus now so we can leave by the parade’s halfway point after six hours

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

So, if I understand this correctly: A cheaper plagiarism machine, built partly by taking outputs generated by the more expensive plagiarism machines, has caused the S&P to lose a percent and a half of its total value. Yes?

submitted 32 days ago • 29 comments

I miss the snow bring it back why do you all want to go out and DO stuff when you can be at home not having to do stuff

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Close enough from in here, thanks.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I would like to write a long piece about how this is also an affront to generations of us who grew up along the Gulf of Mexico and don't think that identity belongs to a New York slumlord...but then I would actually have to think about this stupid bullshit.

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

that's right

submitted 36 days ago • 36 comments

Since I’m looking at the cover proof now, here’s 1/3 of what’s coming in April 💚

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

ok this is the best i got, in terms of snowman

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing how little short story writing has to do with novel writing.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Patience, good sir, do not assist the storm.

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

The snow humans (and animals and shapes) that dotted City Park today are just another reason to love the many people who made them, just a little more.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

shoutout to the real mvp of the New Orleans snow, these Muses gloves, you know you’ve worn them at some point this week

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

I’m framing this. A once in a lifetime moment in the French Quarter.

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Traditional New Orleans architecture under the snow. #sneauxday

submitted 38 days ago • 80 comments

time to walk to city park

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

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submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Not a day we will soon forget in New Orleans

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Folks will want to look back on these next few hours - when the city looks like a jewel box no matter what direction one looks - for years.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The quiet of a snow covered city simply cannot be replicated. So grateful for this beautiful day. Pop out there and soak it up.

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Streetlights making the snow glow

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Do not stay inside this evening if you don't have to. The blessed magic of a city covered in snow at night, with all the sound muffled as if through a metropolitan scarf, is transcendent.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

it’s all very pretty

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Best sight of the day is either the people on inner tubes being pulled behind bikes down Bourbon or the news reporter getting blasted with a snowball in the middle of their report in Jackson Square.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

NGL this is pretty

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

well happy snowfest yall

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Four snowmen I never expected to make. ⛄️Parwan, Afghanistan, 2006. ⛄️Casey Station, Antarctica, 2019. ⛄️Thwaites Glacier, Antarctica, 2022. ⛄️New Orleans, Louisiana, 2025. (Clearly my skills as a snow artist never improved.)

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

I gotta say today illustrates so much of what's great about New Orleans. People finding the joy and whimsy out of life Also, people have been out sledding, taking photos, and visiting their neighborhood bars, all facilitated by this being a walkable and neighborhood focused city

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

4:20pm update. Mid-city. Around 11” of snow. I just… whaaaat?

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments