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Venetians are protesting the $21M wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, which could cause major disruptions during high season. “‘We will line the streets with our bodies, block the canals with lifesavers, dinghies and our boats,’ she said to loud applause.” www.nytimes.com/2025/06/14/w...

the rumor of a knocking in a tomb will terrify a whole city

My whole life I've wanted two things: To be a father, and to be a writer. But navigating first time fatherhood and being a journalist during a time of great political upheaval has been one of the hardest things I've done. So I wrote about it. antigravitymagazine.com/column/raisi...

dumbest man in the world still at it i see

another morning of pouring myself a cup of coffee and sitting at the computer to delete unread all the emails i signed up for

a german word for the specific annoyance one feels when one is baited into clicking on a gladwell piece one knows will suck

Tech has entirely turned on the customer www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgiv...

shoutout to the dude advertising cremation services on sale via airplane banner over midcity

ah, yes. baton rouge.

the noted genealogist and historian, Jari C. Honora "who is African American, Catholic and a New Orleans native, chuckled when asked how he felt while making what might be the most important discovery of his career." www.nytimes.com/2025/05/08/u...

Okay, but Louisiana creole genealogy facebook just started pulling out two hundred years of the new Pope's whole family records back to Saint Domingue, in case you thought Chicago was going to be insufferable alone.

how are they working Chicago pope references into the upcoming season of The Bear?

I implore you to look at Saturn through a telescope: defector.com/i-implore-yo...

People would have more real friends if we created a society in which the average person had 1) more disposable income 2) a genuine 40-hour work week and 3) third spaces for socializing in a walkable community. The tech bro solution? Provide the workers with robot friends.

Because if I wanted someone to confidently make up answers to my questions I would simply ask a man

the way these monsters talk about human beings

The whole purpose of this regime is just terrorizing people apnews.com/article/stud...

what a brilliant and definitely useful technology

Oh, let New Orleans vote on this. Please.

Which of you have done this?

my friend who works at Florida State is messaging the group chat during an active shooter situation there

Needless to say, this alone would threaten to bring down a Democratic administration

In the early 20th C. a Sicilian family bought undeveloped land close to the river in St. Bernard. They grew big fat Creole tomatoes on the rich alluvial soil, on high elevation due to a century’s worth of river flooding. After WW2 with pressure frm returning GIs, they sold off lots for houses.1/x

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

yarvin has been an absolute fucking moron with delusions of grandeur since me and the guys read and ridiculed his moldbug trash as undergrads & anyway now his own evil moron plans are actually happening yay

I’ve been worried for a decade about the U.S. government being captured by tech bros who will force people to use privately-owned social media to communicate with the government itself - and here we are.

so if the original USFL had succeeded djt would never have been president except of course it couldn't succeed bc djt was involved

Found out that Casey Newton talked about me on a podcast and I cannot stop laughing. Bro is mad :(

A great thing to bring up when you call our senators/ reps

Pretty cool how the insider trading is not just in the open, but lauded to much that even Gordon Gekko would blush.

i’ve invented a pirate sword designed for men. introducing the Cutlad

I remain repulsed and astounded by how many people seem to think AI is useful for doing travel writing and travel itineraries. Travel guide writing is extremely dependent on lived on-the-ground RECENT experience.

The current insane, largely unwanted AI push in the U.S. reminds me of 20th century pushes to forcibly modernize “backwards” people by requiring them to use tech singularly ill-suited to their actual lives. It’s also good to recall those failed schemes all claimed their tech was “inevitable,” too.

Me: “I love fiction that leaves the reader in a state of anxious uncertainty and dread, I wish there was more of that” The monkey’s paw:

Future HOF QB for the Saints coming at #9

a lot of you did this for years about elon musk before it became undeniable that he is quite possibly the stupidest person to ever live