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I am become Rob, destroyer of pizzas. I’m a scientist for work, but I have lots of other interests too. Sober 12/02/2012
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Witches, yo. #dadbod

Post a pic you took with no description to help bring some zen to the timeline

Post you from a different era. 1976. We had lions at the mall in the 70s.

My daughter came into my room to ask me something. When I looked up, I was confronted with Vortex Girl. I have to take her back to college this Saturday 😢

I had to go back to work today after 3 weeks off. This is me at like 2:30am. My body was like, “Sleep? What’s that? You don’t need that.” But I did need sleep. Now some poor sucker is going to get grumpy Rob. Nobody likes grumpy Rob. Not even Rob.

Dave. Dave’s parking spot.

My #cats are named Dave, Chainsaw, and Kiwi. Their last name is Poopoobutt.

Uh oh. The cat’s out of the bag. #cats

Dave is all lazy this #caturdayEve

"You will be visited by 3 spirits..." The three spirits:

#worf

Dave was wearing my toque. Snickers had to smell it. It smells of ape. #catsOfBluesky

Yesterday’s workout was 8 triples with 255. Today my boobs hurt and I want a hamburger.

The boy just got home from work and I whipped us up some hot cocoa. Like literally. I whipped the cream myself. And I sung Devo whilst I was whipping it. I had the weird red hat and the whole 9 yards (the length of a WWII AAA belt).

It’s ugly, but it’s 265 lbs. It’s been a very long road back from injuring and non surgically rehabbing my shoulder. Plus, it’s Friday the 13th and I didn’t drop it on my face. Bonus!

I picked up my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present today. I plugged it in and tried it out. Hitting the push/pull to go from passive to active pickups was like going from metal to 🤘METAL!!!🤘 #guitars

It's the motherfucking moon. I like when it's out during the day. Especially when the day ends at 4:19pm (ugh). #moon

Got on my witches for #pjTime. My latest workout challenge seems to have me in pretty good shape for a gentleman of 53. Kinda sore, though.

I’m off work today and Lemmy is giving me my daily affirmation. Thanks, Lemmy.

I like this shirt because the word “motherfucker” isn’t explicitly said, but it is explicitly meant.

Just ordered my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present. He started playing about a year and a half ago. Megadeth songs. And he actually pulled it off.

Some practitioners of the dark arts use a crystal ball. I have one, but I’ve always had better luck seeing with a 27 pound solid steel ball bearing. Brute force, big tools, and swear words are what get the job done. So it is with witchcraft as well.

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

Hey! Dave’s here. Hi, Dave! #cat #dave

I fucking love days that I can work from home. No masking, no weird smells, the coffee is better, and I can wear what I want. This is my Friday, too.

Kiwi is watching tv with me. She likes zombie shows, but thinks they’re scary so she needs to be close.

Post yourself but in B&W

He went to work, he had enough, and then he went the fuck home. #prose #dumbguy

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