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Giant Bomb is now independent "Giant Bomb has new owners, and you're looking at them" - Jeff Grubb

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 The Meltdowns, Bans, and Flameouts Bracket (1st edition) I’m joined by @birdrespecter.bsky.social and @piss.coach as we look at some of the many many bans from Something Awfuls history, starting off with the last few years Find links at 10bux.neocities.org

Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

astute listeners of the western kabuki podcast may have noticed that @loloverruled.bsky.social has been a fixture of the show for the past ~2 months it seems like a great time to announce he is officially a co-host AND the official blood boy of the western kabuki podcast!

official press release: JUNlPER apologizes for popularizing the phrase ‘goblin mode’

group chat apps should have two input boxes so that i can seamlessly reply to new messages while continuing to write my essay on a topic that faded 5 minutes ago

it's crazy that joe biden died like 3 days ago and it barely made the headlines due to trump's latest colossal fuckup

being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right

NEW EPISODE we talk about the billionaire plot do run a parallel system of government to work along side of, and eventually replace democracy + other insidious happenings with @katewillett.bsky.social THE NETWORK STATE: YOUTUBE: youtu.be/OQMMkRIlYRQ?... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/1dtz...

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

with the growth of our western kabuki server over the last few months, we decided to expand and remodel the politics channel. we turned it into a forum type zone, so if you ever wanted to talk politics in a classic forum style you might like it here

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

i'm doing parody charity commissions of a nondescript Latina Catfights enthusiast. reply with a profile picture you want in this style and i'll dm you if i accept the commission! all i want in return is a screenshot of a $10 to the trevor project (or other lgbt charity organization!)

This looks like a fake video game that they’d have in a Law & Order episode to show that a teenaged suspect has problems

8 fucking years. $600k stolen. This fraud has shit on every single video game that doesn’t align with his ideological views, harassed devs and journalists relentlessly and THIS is what he put out? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahajahja

wisconsin GOP loses the state supreme court in a landslide ensuring a liberal majority. the national GOP is going to sacrifice elon musk after this lol

I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax

(there is no wrong answer)

Grummz wrote violent rape fan fiction featuring his self insert and ex wife, commissioned erotic breast milk anime art, started up multiple LLCs in his elderly mother’s name, wired $50,000 to himself and didn’t report it and LARPed as a woman and filmed lesbian porn despite being anti LGBTQ

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility, everyone!

gaming communities are now open to shitting on the anti-woke gaming world, vibe shift incoming

This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batman’s silhouette

if you want to join the discord server grummz aka debbi chan mentioned that he supposedly reported to the FBI for “illegal activites” over, feel free to join here! we started an application process as it’s grown heavily in the last 3 months so it might take a minute to get approved

Ok this the funniest tweet of 2025

If you're making a greek antiquity movie and your twink quotient isn't completely off the charts you're doing it wrong. I approve

One of the worst aspects of these outrage grifters like Grummz is just how much they manage to dominate online discussions, going from one manufactured controversy to another, and how many people get drawn into that discourse by having to correct and counter their BS, it takes up so much oxygen.

This week Johnny is given a history lesson about the dead gay comedy forum known as Something Awful, by the host of the excellent @10bux.bsky.social podcast, @mlyp.bsky.social. www.culturedumpster.com/p/fertile-cr...

twitter is a hellscape but you do occasionally still get things like elon musk and grummz being cooked by the assassin's creed social media manager

we talked to Kat Abughazaleh on her campaign to take on ineffective democratic party politics and the authoritarian republican party in the latest episode of western kabuki: Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ros... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekA...

original "flavor" pringles are for psychopaths there's no reason to pick them over anything unless its to tell a whole party you hate them

grummz

Anyway, if you want to know where the Firefall bus was in late 2011...

A short time ago I appeared on an episode of my online friends’ podcast, Western Kabuki. This weekend I had the joy to meet them all — and some of their lovely fans — in person. What a joy it is to have friends doing the most important work: podcasting