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I fight for ur right to party, im an absolute dipshit!!!
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Why send the stuff to his wife? It doesnt make any sense. Maybe he needs a marriage counselor. Everyone knows women care little for war strategy. Now if he had sent her a message that Utz is releasing a new type of hot chip that’s 25% hotter?

Wild how freaks like Homan keep saying there’s evidence that So-And-So is in a ~gang~ as though THAT is the CRIME. How is there this little pushback on the fundamental premise for black bagging people? Its not a crime to say youre in the Crips, you still have to do a CRIME to be a criminal

The YouTube comment section is rarely good but come on guys, being able to see Dr Evil say “one million dollars” should be non-political get your dogshit out of here what is wrong with your brains?!?!

A man can dream cant he

Im convinced Vance was one of the freaks who lived on /b/ 18yrs ago posting racebait threads & weirdo brony shit. especially w/ his age & how he talks, i got a strong feeling. Some brave soul in the press pool needs to smoke him out, ask him for his opinions about boxxy

After seeing Van Hollen’s trip to cecot I realized that this is one of 2 times in my life that I was *proud* of having cast a vote for a specific elected official, which might be an indictment generally but whatever man

Im used to the old boring way conservative judges justify dumb rulings. the founders’ intent was the thing I like & we know this bc of what a random member of the constitutional convention said in a secret love letter to his second wife that no one ever read until 2 weeks ago

With all that’s going on right now, this is your daily reminder that none of this would be happening if we had all just voted for the corpse of Eugene V. Debs

Breaking: The Colorado Rockies have officially been eliminated from postseason play

Looks like the O’s bats have finally woken up - about time! The last thing I expected before the start of the season w/ this lineup was a lack of offense. Good to see O’Hearn and Ced getting their timing down

Good write up, glad Sullivan got to speak her piece. The bsky TOS won’t permit me to say what I think the anti-trans freak deserves

The only people I personally know who actually watch Bill Maher are 65+ y.o. boomer liberals, I’ve seen posts about him but I will not watch any of the accompanying videos, continuing my life-long tradition of not watching or caring about anything he says.

Honestly kinda funny the president considers the ABA a “radical activist” group like yeah man the bar association is an activist group the activism is defending the law lmao. Feeling more and more like I’m gonna be taking a 1-way trip to sunny El Salvador

I was with him (better than Jordan’s DPOY season is a tough sell but I can see it) until I got to the bottom and I’m sorry but there is no living creature that will ever convince me that someone’s had/having a better season than Wilt ‘61-62

How stupid and bad do your trade policies have to be for the dumbest most annoying man in congress whose so unlikable his neighbor fought him and who has an awful perm got me nodding my head like “yeah he’s making a good point!”

Ty Jerome is a bucket tonight

If there’s one thing I know from living in coal country and having parents & grandparents who worked factory jobs, they lived rich, full, and satisfhahahahahahahahahaha

Unveiling my new alter ego, catturd3

for decades the right has whined abt activist liberal judges run amok, making a mockery of the rule of law. the last time we had a “liberal” supreme court my dad was a child.

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood

You know, ive concluded that senators like dick durbin actually support the full dismantling of the federal government. I think that because he calls voting *for* the full dismantling of the federal government “the fight.” It’s a reasonable conclusion to reach!

Sticking one end of a king sized Chick-O-Stick in my mouth, lighting the other end, then looking up from under the brim of my hat at the dame who just walked into my office

Raising the earth’s temperature by 0.002 degrees by commanding an AI to render a photo of Albert Einstein smoking a blunt while wearing the Supreme / Aphex Twin reversible hoodie