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I shall gain glory or die. He/Him | #FalloutRP #DNDRP | written by bardlockcafe | 3.5 ruleset
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Perfectly normal statement to make, and not the least bit concerning.

Ow.

I think it could bleed, it would just bleed cotton, no?

I mean. I did. It is a thing I've done. You were going to break her new toy.

Seems to be a moot point anyway.

O.....

No, and it's not a bed that I'll need.

As long as I'm [allowed] to rest, I'll take it.

O Harellen, Goddess of Mischief the necromancer is trying to pull the cotton from your stuffy.

(mental elevator music)

I've got two out of four. I do not wish to make it three. sorry.

I never said that. (SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH)

I just have a lot of stress.

Why doesn't the Sundrinker follow me? Is it something I said?

(Plushie Sundrinker has been placed on a table to watch the festivities.)

"ma'am it has been four minutes"

Compassion has saved far more hearts than any blade.

Oh no. Not the doll.

It was.

"I'm feckin' back."

Sad to think I may not be able to torment the dragon soon :(

Don't worry, you'll like annoying Verone, too.