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waterloohead.bsky.social
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some of the craziest things i've ever said are to bugs

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

oingo boingo hotspot and it lets you connect to the wifi but nothing to fear plays loudly from your phones speaker the whole time

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

smoking all that weed by myself, gorgeous?

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

you may recognize me from such bangers as "i don't have any," and what i call the globussy tweet

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

kill the doctor in your head that suggests going to see pagliacci

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

but doctor, i'm pagliacci's alt account

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

but doctor, pagliacci didn't put me in his starter pack

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

but doctor, i don't follow pagliacci on bluesky

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

my bed is perfect for me. the textures are too good

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

in this economy, i'll take sandwich from sub. forget the way

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

average 8:30pm at the not anne hathaway household looks like

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

#1 FISHWIFE

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

tell your friends. invite them. tag me. use alt text on your muscle pics

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

there is a distinct group of muscle men forming on this app and i just want you to know i see you & keep going

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

i'm not actually, what you call "funny" but instead i am something worse

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

everything reminds me of her (@waterloohead.bsky.social)

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

all my homies yearning

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

the end will come, the end will come. on four horses it will ride, one of wrath and one of pride. the third horse you cannot see, and the fourth horse can't fucking spell

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

do NOT eat the cheddar jalapeño cheetos during the sex party

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

there's more of you than there are of me & that makes me feel normal

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

this is my personal account and i will block you for any reason & i do not have to explain or unblock you

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

having a dance party in the bathroom, who's coming

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments