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damn sharty those things are big. but i don’t care about that right now

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

bro last night was a master class in environmental storytelling 💯

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

getting MILES tatted on one knuckles and DAVIS on the ither. i was born with a extra finger on both hands

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

i want to go chill at a jazz club but not have to wear nice clothes. just a shirt, shorts and sandals. “The Big Three”

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

my wife is like a movie

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

My bitch prebiotic !

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is Why We Passport Bros

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

finally pride again

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

got any leftist gamer memes?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so humiliating when you send a pdf and the recipient asks you to resend it because they can’t open it. why keep living

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i only engage in leftist politics for the pussy

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

gaze upon my third areola and weep !

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

if you’re a meanie, i think you should go step on a lego! XD

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the hottest woman ever made is 34 years old and working at a dollar tree for barely above minimum wage. And she’s waiting for you

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Are dinosaur products #vegan

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

belly bumps my 5’2 100lb wife

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dounia and her family are living through an ethnic cleansing and need money to survive. Please donate if you can chuffed.org/project/1269...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

got home from a 3 hour hike and threw up

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

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Dr. Latino

submitted 561 days ago • 7 comments

interesting…

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

here’s something you can say when you see something happen to somebody that has also happened to your buddy Crab Man: “That happened to my buddy Crab Man”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

antiwoke kevin federline: my pronouns are po/po/zão

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

because it fucking sucks

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

We live in pooptopia. At the border of crapburg and diarrheaville!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I would hate to be ostracized from a community of acquaintances

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

vyvanse nap

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

(doxxing my future wife) this is where you live lol

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

wtf is alkaline water? is it like a battery lol. what’s up girl my name is bung

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

👍👍

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

nick kroll is so disgustingly off-putting

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Im doing meshuggah monday after all. I dont care if it makes me bald

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

wait, Miss Information is here? AND SHE’S SPREADING?? (my penor starts going boioioioioing and i start hootin and hollering and pounding my fist on the table)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The house at the end of the street - the one with the faded paint and dirt-splattered walls, you know the one - there used to live a clown and a jazz musician, and they were roommates. They had a series of interesting portraits on the wall and they used to invite people to view them. One day a stran

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

cut off on the 405 by license plate “PAYPIG2”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments