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watsoncomedian.bsky.social
Comedian, author, producer. Your mum is a fan. But not like THAT.
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Re this £1000 fine for playing music without headphones proposal: I reckon it should be like Free Parking in Monopoly and every now and again someone travelling by train gets the lot. 👀

submitted 18 hours ago • 11 comments

@king-trish.bsky.social Happy birthday? Is it?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Wrote some riddles to really annoy your family this Easter

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Three nights left in Melbourne. Come and see me if you want to let yourself down in public, like this lady.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I have to say I’d started to lose hope for a new Pulp album. I’ve been standing outside Tower Records with my pager for 24 years.

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

Tonight pre-show an audience member said ‘can I have a selfie with you, in case you’re good?’ I punched him in the face!! No, I posed for the selfie and then performed my comedy well.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments