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kyle ✧ 38 ✧ he/they beatmaker (dr. quandary), music upcycler (massimo e massimo), collage artist / disaster bisexual / genre film enjoyer / ranmavangelist / ai omni-hater / soft boy™ ✧ quandary.bandcamp.com ✧ shop.waveform.observer ✧ bio.link/kylemt
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skinamarinked THREE TIMES in TWO WEEKS. this is absurd. we are withholding rent & looking into small claims court

you either die skinamarinked or live long enough to see yourself become the babadook

my free crunchyroll subscription lasted about three minutes

I’m in a new band

I fall apart a little around this time every year, & every year I’m in it for a solid two weeks before I remember it’s a major trauma anniversary

✨superstar cop breakdance🪩 ELECTROCHEMISTRY [𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜] - You proceed to bust it down on the dance floor, popping your bussy. ENDURANCE [𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎] - You fail to keep busting it down, popping your spine. −2 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗛 −1 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗘

small truck friends

they used “‘93 til Infinity” when they introduced the underground hip-hop clique in the movie Y2K & whoever made that call was way too on the nose

checks are so fucking stupid. someone should have codified them beyond just MICR numbers cuz good luck trying to determine what’s what based on regulations alone

lmao I'm so tired I fucking hate this shit man

I have so much longer to be awake damn :<

waiting for you to post something

this commission is sort of a microcosmic illustration of why I'm probably gonna shutter my public design imprint: not enough quality clients left, too much work to court new clientele, projects that don't inspire me or pay enough, sunsetting design laptop, loss of adobe credentials

man, as recently as like 2020 I could do a google image search for like "jamaican postal cancels 1970s" & I'd easily dig up useable material. these days I can't find jack shit no matter what I'm looking for.

ok home from work time to get stoned & do this commission I have absolutely zero interest in doing

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

google why idiot brain sad. why google. why google dumb brain sad kyle peace gorilla. why kitten. twelve

hell yeah I am a tufts* alumnus** *the school of the museum of fine arts boston, which was acquired by tufts … ** halfway through my three year graphic design certificate program

as far as I’m concerned every Ka album was pretty much 10/10 until Languish Arts & Woeful Studies. those might be too tbh, they didn’t fully click for me in the moment but neither did Honor Killed the Samurai

When going to the gym, many people will pause outside to “pour out” a 40 ounce bottle of this in remembrance of fallen comrades, but watch your step — the practice has made the sidewalk “dangerously swole”.

KA: Grief Pedigree (2012) The Night’s Gambit (2013) Honor Killed the Samurai (2016) Descendants of Cain (2020)

mutuals: reach out if you wanna hear an ultra ultra rough beta version of the new tape, I am seeking feedback!

back in rotation as a sleep shirt after 30 years in storage

you said he’s an insta-gator? that like some kinda werewolf?

hell yeah I would take a bullet for you bestie, my standards are extremely low

need the tl to tinkerbell effect me into eating dinner

sun emoji should have sunglasses. I ask the world yet again: why am I not in charge of the unicode consortium

Somewhere in the Midwest there's a guy who only logs into social media once every six months under the username "xXx_Wycked_KlownJesta79_xXx" to post supportively horny emojis at the only OnlyFans girl he's ever seen. And he is the purest soul you'll ever meet in this fallen world

*pleasantly* your outie has never won a rap battle. your outie always second-guesses their spelling of the word “restaurant”. your outie is a god damn snitch

you said he’s an insta-gator? that like some kinda werewolf?