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waveturtlejake.bsky.social
Presbyterian Christian, wife and kids enthusiast, middle School reading teacher, gamer.
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Ted Cruz’s main “contact Ted” page is constantly crashing today. No trouble getting through to a representative on the phone, though.

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SilkSong shadow drop confirmed?

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Normal Greeks: “emergency exit procedure.” Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”

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it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars

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“You should have double-checked that gravel pit, Kristi.”

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I got the job!!!!!!

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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

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I know electoralism is basically dead on arrival in June 2025 but it is still your job to call every rep in your state and scream “No War With Iran” at them tonight/tomorrow

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“Thank you for the productive conversation, Mr. President.” “You too, Mr. Trump.”

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i lit the grill and i'm drinking a beer. a lot of people traded this type of life for anger, delusions, scams, feeling sorry for themselves, crying about women and minorities etc. sad! but we live with our choices

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Just one more regime change in the Middle East bro. Bro this one will be different bro

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

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At the most amazing military parade anyone has ever seen. Millions of patriots are present and cheering, just out of frame.

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“Thousands”

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ok maybe the American flag scolds had a point, this photo goes hard

submitted 3 days ago • 85 comments

Love my city.

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Jeb Bush levels of sad cringe.

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Roman Praetorian murders politicians because they weren’t being paid enough American Praetorian murders politicians because he melted his brain on Facebook and thinks Democrats have partnered with Hamas to make F-250s illegal

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Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

submitted 4 days ago • 2178 comments

If nothing else, we all came together to give Donald Trump the worst birthday of his life and I think that’s beautiful.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

What if you threw a military parade but nobody came

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What a contrast: On the one hand, one grandiose spectacle in the nation's capital, a panorama of propaganda put on by an aspiring autocrat. On the other hand, thousands of assemblies of free citizens across the nation, authentic celebrations of the proposition that here the people rule.

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Lord, if it be in thy will, thou hast the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.

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The only real design problem with Water Temple is that you had to constantly go into the menu to equip and unequip the iron boots. I think people’s dislike for water temple has more to do with the slow pacing because of the menus than the actual difficulty of the puzzles.

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He was banned for hooting and hollering too much at the end of Challengers.

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SPORTSWEAR POPE

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Bluesky is okay but it’s no Xanga

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Tornados in south-central Texas are so funny because they never get big enough to do more damage than a group of teenagers with a baseball bat.

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Very important job interview this morning, prayer peeps please pray!

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Fish Fucking Love Offshore Oil Drilling: An Exxon-Mobil Aquarium Experience

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Yacht Club Games is the studio that made Shovel Knight, and their new demo is fantastic.

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Evil bastards. Hell awaits.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Steam setting a precedent for regular, predictable game sales is probably an under-appreciated part of companies raising game prices. How often do you actually buy games at launch, full price? I have to want a game pretty badly to buy it at full price instead of waiting for a quarterly sale now.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment