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Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 32 - Breakthrough 14:30.747

When I worked at Bojangles I mainly worked the first window taking orders bc I was the best at it and freaked out if they put me anywhere else. One time I asked someone what "beverage" they wanted instead of "drink" and laughed at myself so hard I almost cried

Why's he throwing it back

Shawty got me going kyaaa

LOGH is so fucking good lmao

the entire titmouse family just showed up together and I'm crying a little... There's another baby

no!!! That's scary!! I just need to replace a sink drain!!

Making this again... Biggest flavor bang for your buck and also time smittenkitchen.com/2010/01/toma...

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binble

was given the sparkling sherbet slush Celsius and I'm choking it down for the Energy and to not spurn the gift but this is the most poison one yet

Bone Seeker would be a great band name (element that accumulates in bones)

when my fiance was 19 he cut open his forehead at the hairline falling off of a slide and it left a scar. I said "I wish it had been lower" and watching the light leave his eyes as he realized what I was getting at was so awesome

The room turns back into my college dorm and suddenly I'm sleeping with jeans on because that's how my roommate remembers me

It would be really cute to draw mineva in a big zam shaped crib. I don't have the time or wherewithal for that rn though

Asbestos is coming back in a big way! #MesotheliomaGang

I feel like hating right now but its annoying... Just a few more days... "don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened"

It's time for the percolator

How did it even lag in this manner..

choked on my spit and coughed so hard that for a moment I was worried my salmon run teammates could hear me

you walk into my lushly decorated executive office. corner of the building. one of those green lights on the desk. and this is housing my business cards

I have the fastest strafing speed of all my coworkers

Looking for this post it was revealed to me that I've used the word "slime" on here seven - now eight - times

I told my mom "hey my favorite series that all my cosplay pics are from is leaving Netflix" as a Nudge but she was just like "I'm sure you've seen them already" lol