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Add a little bit of magic to your morning with a stack of Lucky Charms Pancakes 🌈 🥞 wearenotmartha.com/lucky-charms...

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It's hard to order a Butterbeer Frappuccino at Starbucks since they discontinued their toffee nut syrup, but it's really easy to make a copycat version at home! 🧈🍺 wearenotmartha.com/butterbeer-f...

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Yes, it’s been cold this winter. Coldest in 7 years, in fact. Miserable comments only.

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With eggs only getting more expensive, did you know you can freeze them? Something to consider! 🍳 www.today.com/food/groceri...

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How gorgeous is this?? Makes me want spring ASAP! ☀️🍦

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Moron, psycho, invertebrate and crook:

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Don’t talk to me in the morning til I’ve had my first bowl of spaghetti.

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Add a little sweetness to your life with heart cakesicles. I'd rather get a bouquet of these than flowers this Valentine's Day ❤️ wearenotmartha.com/heart-cakesi...

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I loved the halftime show, but if I'd never left my home town, ignored history, got all my news from right wing sources, only knew ppl who looked like me, and never read books, and voted for an amoral lying racist, I'd probably hate it as much as the FOX News audience did.

submitted 18 days ago • 62 comments

Can we normalize the fact that just because something isn't your preference doesn't mean it's not legitimate/good/"real"/etc.?? Everything in this world is not catered to you specifically and you don't have to like or even understand something for it to be considered meaningful.

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Trying to escape into a good book. #booksky

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Proposal: A Severance procedure but instead of going to work, only one part of your brain has to live in this reality and know what is going on. The other gets to be completely and blissfully ignorant of it. Who’s in? 🙋🏽‍♀️

submitted 21 days ago • 139 comments

🙄 So, basically it ended up being an ad to show why you SHOULDN'T use AI to write your product descriptions??

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This is how I feel whenever I post a new recipe on social media.

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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 22 days ago • 168 comments

These look SO good!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Stress baking 💁‍♀️

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Have you tried Starbucks' new Blackberry Sage Refresher? My copycat recipe is ready for you to try it at home! 🎉 wearenotmartha.com/blackberry-s...

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

submitted 28 days ago • 91 comments

Ahh just looking at that picture makes me feel slightly calmer 😅

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One of my bright spots of winter is winter citrus! 🍊 And this Blood Orange Syrup can be used in so many tasty ways 🧡 wearenotmartha.com/blood-orange...

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Elon Musk convinced everyone to leave Twitter. Can he do the same thing with the United States?

submitted 28 days ago • 58 comments

I bought jalapeños today and the lady checking me out said, "wow, what on earth do you do with these??"

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

A book a day keeps the social life away

submitted 29 days ago • 130 comments

Adults, too! This looks delicious!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

@savorthebest.bsky.social You made a good decision!!

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And it's an appropriate week for it since @benandjerrys.bsky.social just made it very clear that they do more than make ice cream 🙌 💪 www.tiktok.com/@benandjerry...

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I took my all-time favorite ice cream (@benandjerrys.bsky.social Phish Food!) and turned it into cookies 🍪🍦 wearenotmartha.com/phish-food-c...

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The perfect Valentine's Day cake! ❤️

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Related: I've been thinking about this quote from a contrite J6-er a lot lately... "The less I had a life, the louder I was about being a Trump supporter." www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

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It's so windy today that our neighbors' lovely flag (that yes, they put up last week, flagpole cemented into the ground and all, as close to our yard as possible) is in danger of blowing down...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

OK YES that was an earthquake, says USGS -- right off York Harbor in Maine. More to come: earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

submitted 32 days ago • 42 comments

When you live on a main road, you automatically assume an earthquake is just a big truck driving by 🙃

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

My children have polio and I’m dying from the bird flu. But at least DEI is gone.

submitted 36 days ago • 59 comments

Add a little bit of magic to your morning with a stack of Lucky Charms Pancakes 🌈 🥞 wearenotmartha.com/lucky-charms...

It's hard to order a Butterbeer Frappuccino at Starbucks since they discontinued their toffee nut syrup, but it's really easy to make a copycat version at home! 🧈🍺 wearenotmartha.com/butterbeer-f...

Yes, it’s been cold this winter. Coldest in 7 years, in fact. Miserable comments only.

With eggs only getting more expensive, did you know you can freeze them? Something to consider! 🍳 www.today.com/food/groceri...

How gorgeous is this?? Makes me want spring ASAP! ☀️🍦

Moron, psycho, invertebrate and crook:

Don’t talk to me in the morning til I’ve had my first bowl of spaghetti.

Add a little sweetness to your life with heart cakesicles. I'd rather get a bouquet of these than flowers this Valentine's Day ❤️ wearenotmartha.com/heart-cakesi...

I loved the halftime show, but if I'd never left my home town, ignored history, got all my news from right wing sources, only knew ppl who looked like me, and never read books, and voted for an amoral lying racist, I'd probably hate it as much as the FOX News audience did.

Can we normalize the fact that just because something isn't your preference doesn't mean it's not legitimate/good/"real"/etc.?? Everything in this world is not catered to you specifically and you don't have to like or even understand something for it to be considered meaningful.

Trying to escape into a good book. #booksky

Proposal: A Severance procedure but instead of going to work, only one part of your brain has to live in this reality and know what is going on. The other gets to be completely and blissfully ignorant of it. Who’s in? 🙋🏽‍♀️

🙄 So, basically it ended up being an ad to show why you SHOULDN'T use AI to write your product descriptions??

This is how I feel whenever I post a new recipe on social media.

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

These look SO good!

Stress baking 💁‍♀️

Have you tried Starbucks' new Blackberry Sage Refresher? My copycat recipe is ready for you to try it at home! 🎉 wearenotmartha.com/blackberry-s...

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

Ahh just looking at that picture makes me feel slightly calmer 😅

One of my bright spots of winter is winter citrus! 🍊 And this Blood Orange Syrup can be used in so many tasty ways 🧡 wearenotmartha.com/blood-orange...

Elon Musk convinced everyone to leave Twitter. Can he do the same thing with the United States?

I bought jalapeños today and the lady checking me out said, "wow, what on earth do you do with these??"

A book a day keeps the social life away

Adults, too! This looks delicious!

@savorthebest.bsky.social You made a good decision!!

And it's an appropriate week for it since @benandjerrys.bsky.social just made it very clear that they do more than make ice cream 🙌 💪 www.tiktok.com/@benandjerry...

I took my all-time favorite ice cream (@benandjerrys.bsky.social Phish Food!) and turned it into cookies 🍪🍦 wearenotmartha.com/phish-food-c...

The perfect Valentine's Day cake! ❤️

Related: I've been thinking about this quote from a contrite J6-er a lot lately... "The less I had a life, the louder I was about being a Trump supporter." www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

It's so windy today that our neighbors' lovely flag (that yes, they put up last week, flagpole cemented into the ground and all, as close to our yard as possible) is in danger of blowing down...

OK YES that was an earthquake, says USGS -- right off York Harbor in Maine. More to come: earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

When you live on a main road, you automatically assume an earthquake is just a big truck driving by 🙃

My children have polio and I’m dying from the bird flu. But at least DEI is gone.

At least I can keep bringing my dog happiness as she lives in ignorant bliss 🐶

Exactly.

If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

Why did I choose the most horrifying books to read in January?? 🫣

This looks incredible!