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weatherett.bsky.social
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Let me know if you find an ethical way for me to make $1 billion

Being reckless, you wreck more

Today I saw the late bird get the worm

On this Earth day, Mother Nature is effing my allergy-having-ass up and showing me who's boss

Some broken clocks might be right twice a day but that largely depends on how broken the clock is

Does the Easter bunny fertilize the eggs before hiding them?

Having a monkey morning

La Fortuna Waterfall in Costa Rica

Captured this beautiful rufous-tailed hummingbird hanging and having a snack 🪶

I feel seen 🪶

The cicadas in La Fortuna, Costa Rica are louder than a rock concert

Some of the birds I've seen in Costa Rica so far 🪶

Many businesses are implementing the latest innovations in providing you less for more

Why don't you make like a tree and wear brown pants with a green shirt?

I find myself nonplussed biweekly

Saw a horseshoe cloud last night it looked dope

I don't like this future we're hurtling toward where the only available free weather forecast is looking out the window

Printed a fidget spinner because I could

If you say you're as sick as a dog, I'm imagining you eating your own vomit off the floor

I made a quiche from scratch. I think this counts as a delicacy now

Upgrading the Ender

Are the DOGE people analyzing all of our personal information with AI?

Been noticing many of my coworkers doing this nervous little tick on calls that's like 🎶doo doo doo 🎶

Peeling open this tube of cookie dough and eating it like a banana

Does the Easter bunny fertilize the eggs before hiding them?

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

If the next administration dismantles the National Weather Service, I hope a tornado destroys the White House without a warning

Annoyed that leap years have a February 29th but normal years are the ones that leap right over it

Crap, I forgot to buy food before this economic blackout... I guess I'll be foraging later

Working long hours at the email factory.

You too might be able to make stir fry with whatever's leftover in your fridge

Okay, maybe it's new to you... but that organ transplant you got is clearly used

If you tell me you have a scoop, it had better be ice-cream

I’m not mad… I am disappointed (and mad)

What I'd give to be literally littoral somewhere tropical right now

Posting with a heavy heart today…. sorry, not sad, just been eating a lot of deep-fried cheese.

Things are not moving toward socialism, not toward individual private ownership, but some third thing (corporate rent-seeking)

It's nice to have something to look forward to which is why I often have a cheap used book in transit to my house