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Turns out if you release a really good Star Wars show and re-release a pretty good Star Wars movie it reminds me to buy your shit 🤔

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Tron ares smart, Tron ares kind

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Melodrama 2 let’s goooooooo

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The Everybody’s Live intro hits like crack every week

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one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

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Movies with The Third Man ferris wheel are always great (Before Sunrise, The Third Man, others I’m sure)

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Any time I even think about the sister stuff in Cuckoo I almost have to fight back tears, that movie has really stuck with me in more ways than one

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Making a hit list by scrolling through mutuals who gave Sunrise and Sunset 5 stars but not Midnight

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Elon DenotsoGenerous 😂😂

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Personally I find the upcoming sequel 12 Years a Slave Later: The Bone Temple to be in poor taste

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never been in a flow state in my entire life

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Lift Yourself is such a perfect dividing line in Kanye’s discography, it’s when he made the hard turn to Trump but also basically his first bad song and since it’s a troll it’s like he’s announcing half of his songs are gonna suck now

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

“You’ve always been on the right side, brother. I have no regrets, neither should you” always gets me for some reason. Great trailer. No trailer should be over 2 min

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s gonna be the first sex bot to dm me here👀 (🤞she has pussy in bio)

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The fake film grain on the MPAA green screen before the Captain America trailer pisses me off every time

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I’m doing my part (accidentally sideswiped a Tesla)

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re watching a silent movie and there’s a hand written note in 100 year old cursive

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It’s gonna rock so much when that new Weeknd movie sucks

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Singing “I just want to die” to the tune of Sugar Ray’s Fly is something fun you get to do if you’re me

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Twin Peaks is the best TV show because it has good episodes, bad episodes, a movie, a Wake Up Ron Burgundy alternate movie, a reunion, a fuck the audience streak, and a bunch of books that both explain everything and nothing

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so cool that Australians in America can go to Outback Steakhouse and forget their troubles for just a little while :(

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Steven Sourdoughbread?

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Being the tech guy at the watch party often means crawling around on all fours showing your ass to everyone

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32g of plant based protein in 1 shake?? No one’s doing it like me (most protein shakes only have 20g and are often not plant based)

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Turning around in a culdesac late at night setting off all the automatic lights I’m a menace 2 society

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Every time another Lynch actor posts a tribute signed “your” and the nickname he gave them I well up again

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I will never let a problem in my personal life hinder my ability to not post good 🙅🫡

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Quote tweeting a popular post appears to reach a wider audience than just tweeting “you gotta cook the pizza rolls till they precum”

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

After seeing Speed Racer on the big screen I’m upgrading it from great movie to perfect magical object that had me on the verge of tears half the time

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Gone but not forgotten

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“My 2025 starts on Monday” I say as I shove a 10th freakin Tostitos scoop into my mouth

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